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  • Folk music is a bunch of fat people. -- Bob Dylan
  • If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you! -- Valerie Bertinelli
  • Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere. -- Mireille Guiliano
  • You must be one of the few people with a copy of that. I don't think they printed too many. -- Chow Yun-Fat
  • I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people. -- Ruby Wax
  • I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories. -- Alison Sweeney
  • Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim. -- Susie Orbach
  • The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation. -- Noel Redding
  • People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still OK. Really? -- Al Roker
  • People are branded as either 'fat' or 'skinny' from an early age. You sort of never shake it, even if you end up losing weight. -- Jami Attenberg
  • Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was. -- Stevie Nicks
  • Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised. -- Daniel Pinkwater
  • Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight. -- Vir Das
  • I'm one of the most insecure people in the world, always have been, and when you're a fat kid, you try to make the fat jokes before other people make them. -- Stephen Furst
  • I always recommend a sensible diet, including lots of carbohydrates and avoiding too much fat. Dancers don't need different fuel from other people - they just need more of it because they use more energy. -- Deborah Bull
  • A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them. -- Sally Schneider
  • Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. -- Jack LaLanne
  • A lot of women don't like when they're sort of fat, but a fat foot is as beautiful as a skinny foot. Think of Greek statues. Look how many people love the foot of the baby! There is something super-charming about the baby foot. -- Christian Louboutin
  • Our cultural discussion of fat bodies and how we clothe them has nothing to do with health concerns, the obesity epidemic, or the comfort of fat people. It has everything to do with what we expect from women, what we've been told by the fashion industry, and the value we place on 'perfect' bodies. -- Jennifer Armintrout
  • My father raised us like... we were not allowed to see people in any sort of colors, but also we were not allowed to call people fat. If ever we were to say, 'Oh that fat person, or this person,' he would make us put a bar of soap in our mouth and count to 10. We weren't allowed to look at people like that. -- Khloe Kardashian
  • Fat girls aren't real people. -- Tucker Max
  • I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined. -- Jack LaLanne
  • God, I hate judgmental people. They're so meanand fat. -- John Raptor
  • Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. -- Jackie Gleason
  • Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic! -- Seth Rogen
  • America is such a great country, we have fat poor people. -- Carlos Mencia
  • Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat. -- Evan Esar
  • If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you -- Valerie Bertinelli
  • I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people. -- Camryn Manheim
  • You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. -- Julie Bowen
  • There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people. -- Julie Burchill
  • Forget about calories "? everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. -- Mignon McLaughlin
  • The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected. -- Luciano Pavarotti
  • People in America are addicted to sugar and to fat and to salt. -- John Mackey
  • If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. -- Jim Eason
  • If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat. -- Julia Duffy
  • I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' -- Joan Rivers
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  • I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. -- Richard Griffiths
  • Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. -- Vince Vaughn
  • You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. -- Craig Ferguson
  • Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!... -- Ashley Purdy
  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. -- Rodney Dangerfield
  • People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial. -- Julie Burchill
  • At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. -- William Lyon Phelps
  • We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat. -- Phil Gramm
  • You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin. -- Junot Diaz
  • Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? -- Jo Brand
  • I wonder why rich people always grow fat I suppose it's because there's nothing to worry them. -- Edith Wharton
  • Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. -- James D. Watson
  • When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. -- Luther Vandross
  • My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living. -- Lena Dunham
  • I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV... Because why is humiliating people funny? -- Jennifer Lawrence
  • I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies. -- Rick Baker
  • If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. -- Anthony
  • Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people dont seem to care about the fat aspect. -- Eric Schlosser
  • I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses. -- Lesley Garrett
  • People who are overweight don't want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we're fat. We live in homes with mirrors. -- Al Roker
  • I look very different from how people expect me to be... Clearly they think I'm a great big fat viking. -- Kate Winslet
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  • People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross. -- Pamela Anderson
  • Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area. -- Dawn French
  • I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides. -- Felipe Esparza
  • The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table. -- Dolly Parton
  • ...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people. -- Darlene Cates
  • I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so. -- Gloria Swanson
  • People call me fat, but I don't care. I don't want to starve myself cause I am beautiful the way I am. -- Jennifer Lawrence
  • Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss. -- Redman
  • I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. -- Jimmy Carr
  • As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly. -- Amy Poehler
  • just because people are fat, it doesn't mean they are well fed. The cheapest foods are the fattening ones, not the most nourishing. -- Fannie Lou Hamer
  • What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it's not a nice feeling. -- Kendall Jenner
  • During the 90s, I watched a lot of people getting fat and prosperous, and I thought, culture itself is the casualty of this. -- Matthew Specktor
  • I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. -- Lloyd Kaufman
  • Actors in general are pretty good bullshit artists; we're good at just chewing the fat, interacting with people. So we're good ambassadors for movies. -- John C. Reilly
  • You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar. -- Zach Galifianakis
  • Rather than strive to 'lose weight,' most people would be better off striving to lose only fat and to build or maintain muscle. -- Mark Sisson
  • They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old Avengers with new people except for me, looking rather fat and rather old. -- Patrick Macnee
  • I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. -- Jesse Ventura
  • Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy. -- Tracy Morgan
  • There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat. -- Brad Williams
  • [Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month. -- Adam Carolla
  • It is silly to call fat people ''gravitationally challenged'' - a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom of political frustration. -- Terry Eagleton
  • Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people. -- Arsene Wenger
  • I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people do. -- Mark Twain
  • I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. -- Louis C. K.
  • I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for. -- Kelly Osbourne
  • If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. -- Ashton Kutcher
  • I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all. -- Morton Feldman
  • I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all -- Morton Feldman
  • The only thing that anyone can diagnose, with any certainty, by looking at a fat person, is their own level of stereotype and prejudice toward fat people. -- Marilyn Wann
  • Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat. -- Christopher Titus
  • My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. -- Rodney Dangerfield
  • Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine... -- Edgar Allan Poe
  • I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out. -- Louie Anderson
  • When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' -- Jessica Simpson
  • I stay fat because it just wouldn't be fair to all the thin people if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, and thin. It's a public service really. -- Rebel Wilson
  • I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die. -- Jay Mohr
  • There are nearly 30% of young people who are too fat. So let's take care of the zillions of the too fat before we talk about the percentage that's left. -- Karl Lagerfeld
  • When people refer to me as a 'regular' girl...it's code word for 'fat' in Hollywood....But...my body has chosen its shape. I'd rather be strong than skinny. -- Anne Hathaway
  • People will make mean comments. People are going to say that you're fat, that you're this, that you're that. You just have to be comfortable in your own skin. -- Ashley Benson
  • Maybe something is wrong with me, but I just think I'm normal. I'm not super-skinny but I'm not super-fat. But I don't really care about what other people say. -- Marion Bartoli
  • A friend from India told me that a countryman of his said: "I want to go to America. I want to see a country where poor people are fat." -- Thomas Sowell
  • Obesity is a drain on the economy - we have to pay for the health care of fat people who are usually poor and can't afford insurance. Obesity is, well, bad. -- Emily Levine
  • We won with the military. We won with highly educated, pretty well educated and poorly educated. But we won with everything, tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people just won. -- Donald Trump
  • I don't think there is prejudice against atheists the same way there is prejudice against fat people. I don't think people hate or contemn atheists; I think people feel sorry for atheists. -- Gene Weingarten
  • People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more. -- Camryn Manheim
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