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Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires. -- Jeaniene Frost
I'm always hunting and prowling. I'm sure Brian [Bath] was exaggerating! -- Kate Bush
When I went to City of Bath College, I studied the music business. -- Gabrielle Aplin
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. -- John Pinette
Harder is Better! Post work out! Foot in the Ice Bath. A girl has to make a living! #hardcandytoronto. #addictedtosweat -- Madonna Ciccone
I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered. -- Jarod Kintz
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond. -- Jimmy Fallon
Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace. -- Anthony Burgess
This is a natural evolution, building a complete bath ensemble program and the Joseph Abboud bath brand within the Creative Bath family of licensed programs. -- Bob Weiss
My father was a motor mechanic, and my mother a homemaker. We moved to Bath when I was four, and so I consider myself a Bathonian. -- Richard J. Roberts
Lord Bath used to say of women, who are apt to say that they will follow their own judgment, that they could not follow a worse guide. -- Horace Walpole
But if anyone so much as threatened them because of what Kaia had once done, she would turn the Slumber Party Massacre into Blood, Bath and Beyond, a documentary by Kaia Skyhawk. -- Gena Showalter
Let others, worn with living / And living's aftermath, / Take Sleep to heal the heart's distress, / Take Love to be their comfortress, / Take Song or Food or Fancy Dress, / But I shall take a Bath. -- Phyllis McGinley
In a letter from Bath to her sister, Cassandra, one senses her frustration at her sheltered existence, Tuesday, 12 May 1801. Another stupid party . . . with six people to look on, and talk nonsense to each other. -- Jane Austen
Living with my grandmother in Bath, I sort of thought I was living in the 19th century. My grandmother was someone who, in a way, was rather defiantly trying to live a pre-World War I existence. -- Charles Palliser
There was quite a lot of lying around in fields at Stonar, a small independent girls' school in the country near Bath. It was a non-selective school and the right environment for me: academically not particularly pushy. -- Romola Garai
I live on the edge of Bath. It's really lovely, but its very loveliness freaks me out a bit. It's peaceful, a great antidote to the craziness of being on tour, but sometimes I feel as though I've retired. -- Alison Goldfrapp
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Inspiration from outside one's self is like the heat in an oven. It makes passable Bath buns. But inspiration from within is like a volcano: It changes the face of the world. -- Alan Bradley
Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been cut short in his youth (at about sixty) by over-drinking his constitution, and over-doing an attempt to set it right again by swilling Bath water. -- Charles Dickens
I think I'll take a bath in his blood. -- Mike Tyson
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you. -- Delmore Schwartz
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. -- Arnold H. Glasow
Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. -- Thomas Aquinas
If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone. -- Ernie Pyle
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -- Rodney Dangerfield
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. -- Karl Pilkington
Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath. -- Richard Branson
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -- Joan Rivers
There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. -- Sylvia Plath
Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control. -- Patrick Stewart
It's important not to lay in a bubble bath drinking champagne. It's important to take part in what life's all about. -- Lena Olin
I'm obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that. -- Simon Cowell
The truth is, you know, we need our anodynes. You know that word, anodynes? We need that in life some times. A good warm bath can be one for you, or a whatever. -- Al Pacino
I love to have a bath with beautiful, relaxing music on and have no rush to do anything. It's a wonderful indulgence, and it helps me to calm down and stop my mind running overtime. -- Kylie Minogue
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. -- Oliver Reed
There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while. -- Patton Oswalt
My evening really begins when I take a long, hot bath. I light a candle, and I turn on the news and try to catch up. It's when I can breathe from the day to the night, and that means a lot to me. -- Vera Wang
When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again. Eventually, the joke starts to not be funny. So you have to be careful that you're not throwing the baby out with the bath water. -- Ridley Scott
Tiles, the best furniture, fabrics, bath fixtures, bronze - just leaf through any design magazine and you immediately understand they're all 'Made in Italy.' We have the premier opera house in the world, La Scala, and behind the Nobel given to CERN is the research of many Italians. -- Lapo Elkann
Cancer is a great wake-up call. A call to take the tag off the new lingerie and wear that black lacy slip. To open the box of pearls and put them on. To crack open the bath oil beads before they shrivel up in a bowl on the toilet tank. -- Regina Brett
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. -- Dolly Parton
Your best ideas, those eureka moments that turn the world upside down, seldom come when you're juggling emails, rushing to meet the 5 P.M. deadline or straining to make your voice heard in a high-stress meeting. They come when you're walking the dog, soaking in the bath or swinging in a hammock. -- Carl Honore
I remember from my school days Archimedes jumping into his bath and displacing water and coming up with his famous principle, and of course Isaac Newton being hit on the head with an apple. In other words, this realm of human knowledge - which is mathematical, essentially - can have a playful visual element to it. -- James Marsh
One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing. -- Jeff Goodell
If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping bag - but if you go hiking in England, or Europe, generally, towns and villages are near enough together at the end of the day you can always go to a nice little inn and have a hot bath and something to drink. -- Bill Bryson
Kitty need's a tounge bath -- Jeaniene Frost
When in doubt take a bath -- Mae West
History is a bath of blood. -- William James
Chess is a cold bath for the mind -- John Simon
Do you clean yourself before you take a bath? -- Joseph Prince
What the proletariat needs is a bath of blood. -- Benito Mussolini
Go get a job after you take a bath. -- Newt Gingrich
Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath. -- Blake Shelton
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
Eureka is Greek for â??this bath is too hot'. -- Tom Baker
He is like a female llama surprised in her bath. -- Winston Churchill
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Wash your face every morning in a bath of praise. -- Charles Spurgeon
I love a warm bath at the end of a day. -- Cynthia Nixon
My philosophy is very simple: when in doubt, take a bath. -- Sarah Ban Breathnach
I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then. -- Oliver Reed
His letter was like the shock produced by a cold bath. -- Duff Green
I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man. -- Homer
Meditate and bath in the light of eternity. Nothing else is worthwhile. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be. -- David Duchovny
When I paint, the Sea Roars Others Splash about in the bath -- Salvador Dali
God is a spa-bath of water and we are all individual bubbles -- Phil Collins
The Heidelberg Catechism is like a refreshing bath with cool gospel water. -- Kevin DeYoung
Worried about a skin condition? Leap smartly into a bath of porridge. -- Terry Wogan
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. -- Anistatia R. Miller
The Italian proletariat needs a blood bath for it force to be renewed. -- Benito Mussolini
I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage. -- Emilia Clarke
Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself. -- John Vianney
People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath. -- Daniel Wallace
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. -- Woody Allen
He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath. -- Winston Churchill
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. -- Sylvia Plath
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? -- Steven Wright
I threw out all the bath water, and there was no baby there. -- Dan Barker
In this silent, serene wilderness the weary can gain a heart-bath in perfect peace. -- John Muir
Freedom is like taking a bath: You got to keep doing it every day. -- Florynce Kennedy
Always remember that the ocean delights in feeling your feet in her eternal bath ... -- Robert Wyland
There is just something about starting your day with something luxurious like a bath. -- Erin Heatherton
But in philosophy, sometimes the baby ought to go out with the bath water. -- Aloysius Martinich
I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet. -- Bruce Forsyth
I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion. -- Drake
To be humbly ashamed is to be plunged in the cleansing bath of truth. -- George MacDonald
A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life. -- Curt Siodmak
Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of good wine. -- Thomas Aquinas
If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone. -- Ernie Pyle
Motivation is like taking a bath; If you stop doing it, you begin to stink! -- Zig Ziglar
Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily. -- Evan Esar
I find a bath meditative and usually prepare myself for the day in this manner. -- Tom Ford
I believe your own accent is inimitable, though I shall practice it in my bath. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
A girl never can predict who might wander into her boudoir during a bubble bath. -- John Burnham Schwartz
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you -- Mae West
One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. -- Jack Gould
A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on. -- Bobby Darin
People don't actually read newspapers - they get into them every morning like a hot bath. -- Marshall McLuhan
Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. -- Jillian Barberie
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp -- Robin Williams
You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice. -- Katie MacAlister
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl
The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. -- Hippocrates
Every week we ought to have one hour for recieving letters, then go take a bath. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it. -- Laurence J. Peter
They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good. -- Billy Sunday
I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. -- Elizabeth Jane Howard
Sprinkling drops of lavender and clary-sage oil into a bath is a totally simple yet complex pleasure. -- Isabel Gillies
Intercessory prayer is the purifying bath into which the individual and the community must enter every day. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. -- Margaret George
You can't have an energy policy that means you can only have a bath when the wind blows. -- Jim Ratcliffe
I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? -- Steve Martin
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub -- Josh Stern
Writing has... been to me like a bath from which I have risen feeling cleaner, healthier, and freer. -- Henrik Ibsen
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. -- Mark Twain
Wearing a bath towel around the school yard and pretending it's a cape doesn't mean you have magical powers. -- Lincoln Peirce
Home-grown pears are best eaten in the bath - they're so juicy, it's the easiest way to stay clean! -- Mitchell Beazley
The sound of her laughter was sticky as sap, the smell of night-blooming jasmine soft as a milk bath. -- Janet Fitch
BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined. -- Ambrose Bierce

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