Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes:

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

Macho does not prove mucho

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I pay all my own bills... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it's insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.