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  • Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres

  • Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

  • We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.

  • My parents were dismayed by my love of horror movies as a young girl, then even more dismayed when I kept rooting for Dracula to win instead of Van Helsing.

  • Perhaps some of the appeal of the dangerous-but-yummy paranormal anti-hero lies in his scorn for societal expectations. Yes, women have come a long way, but there are still some cultural stigmas more associated with women than men.

  • You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

  • Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable.

  • You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

  • First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

  • Paranormal fiction offers authors - and readers - the chance to answer the question, 'What if?' All the different ways that question can be answered make for extremely entertaining reading.

  • There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away." Bones to Cat

  • The appeal of the paranormal bad boy - or James Bond super-spy, as one example of male escapism - can sometimes make everyday problems seem less dire. Thus, a few hours spent immersed in the world of the wicked yet alluring hero is the equivalent of a mini-vacation.

  • Happy belated birthday, Cat," he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. "Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet?

  • Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

  • I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.

  • When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.

  • I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

  • One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures.

  • I've never been jealous before I met you, it burns, luv. Like silver through my veins. Some nights, watching you with other men on your jobs, I think it will drive me mad. (Bones)"

  • I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.

  • How could I possibly keep my cool while getting sweaty with him? What if I screamed out something horrifying, like "I love you?" What if I had an epileptic attack and started drooling or spitting right in the middle of things?

  • We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

  • Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

  • He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren't bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath.

  • My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.' Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.

  • The 'Broken Destiny' series will be a trilogy, with each book releasing about a year apart.

  • You'll always love him" he said, as if he'd read her mind. "That doesn't die just because he did, or because you now love me. Your love for him is part of who you are. It's a beautiful part, Denise. Don't be sad of it, and I will never be jealous of it". Denise's eyes overflowed again. Spade was right.

  • Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!

  • Wasn't it time she risked getting hurt again, instead of just accepting the numbness of never letting anyone in?

  • Maybe I was worrying for nothing. Maybe it had just been casual for him, and I wouldn't even have to tell him it couldn't happen again. After all, the man was a couple hundred years older than me and a former gigolo. I certainly hadn't robbed him of his virginity.

  • Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.

  • After further introductions were made, we settled in the family room. Yes, the living room would have been nicer, but I wanted comfortable surroundings while plotting to murder one famed historical figure with another one. ~Cat

  • I forgive you, but only because you said 'please.'" Smartass, I thought. Then I groaned at the instant chorus of "Please!" mixed with cries for release from Vlad's prisoners. No wonder he got so sick of the word. "I'm only merciful to one person a day," he threw over his shoulder. "As the saying goes, today isn't your day and tomorrow doesn't look good, either.

  • I'll miss you forever.' Blake - Devil To Pay

  • I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it.

  • Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

  • You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.

  • I love you, Kitten. Don't try to get out of this. We'll see if you love me when I pay you back. Even then I will love you, Bones called out as I stomped away.

  • Now that was informative" were her first words. "Catherine, you never told me that no matter how many times you sliced something off a vampire, it grew back" Charming, "Guess I don't have to ask if you had a nice time.

  • Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

  • Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you're not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave

  • You should be afraid. Very afraid. Before, I told you if you wanted to end things between us, I would let you go, but, Leila"--his voice deepened--"I lied.

  • He leaned over and kissed me. A long, deep kiss filled with promise and passion. I loved the way he kissed me. Like he was drinking in the taste of me and still coming back thirsty.

  • Just because some of us make a mistake in love once doesn't mean we're doomed to repeat it.

  • All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?" "Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common

  • The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

  • I do not understand this analogy," Mencheres muttered.

  • You don't have to echo my feelings, Mencheres, but you can't talk me out of them either. I love you" Her smile was wry. "Deal with it.

  • Mencheres. Bones co-ruler, grandsire, Master vampire of incredible power, and the ally who unnerved me the most, had telekinetically held me down so Bones could boink me into submission enroute to the vampire holding cell? Sweet holy Jesus, let me have hallucinated hearing that!

  • Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.

  • It's fine, Mencheres. Though if you'd told me I was about to meet such a legendary vampire, I would have grabbed the nicer silk drapery to wear instead," she replied, meeting Vlad's coppery green gaze with an arched brow.

  • Mencheres slid through the water toward her, drawn by the same inexorable compulsion that led moths to dance with flames. He'd had several lifetimes' worth of reason, cold machinations, and, ultimately, emptiness. Perhaps the moths knew what he didn't, that the joy of the flame was worth the price of destruction.

  • You know, in addition to your mind-reading abilities, I may have absorbed some sluttiness from your blood,

  • Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-" "Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

  • Then I went to the morgue and saw that those bones weren't yours, heard your voice again in my head" -his eyes closed- "and once more, nothing else mattered.

  • All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.

  • Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

  • Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.

  • You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

  • Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties.

  • Anytime you want to lay off the paybacks God, that'd be great.

  • Playing with fire Kitten?

  • It hurts to much to be close to you, but continually pushed away.

  • Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?

  • You arrogant, overpublicized, showy old bat, what are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they misbehave? Come on Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?

  • Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he'd bestowed on him yetYou talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that's impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

  • Just because death would eventually separate us, that didn't mean it would destroy what we had. I am forever yours, in this life or the next. Some things could penetrate even the formidable barrier of death, and love was one of them.

  • The image I'd had of myself as a child was someone I'd never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. - Cat

  • The paranormal bad boy is usually a fiercely loyal partner for the heroine. Once his sights are set on her, he doesn't notice other women, and he's utterly unconcerned with what anyone else thinks of his choice.

  • A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

  • I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

  • Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you.

  • Every so often, I'll get an idea from a dream, but most of the time, ideas come to me while I'm toiling away at the keyboard just like every other writer.

  • When I started writing about vampires, I swore that I wouldn't touch the 'Dracula' legend because it's been done too many times.

  • You call that begging? Oh, Kitten, you can do better than that...

  • She's my kitten, and no one else's.

  • Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.

  • I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

  • Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.

  • Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.

  • His embrace was my drug of choice, and as any addict knew, one sampling was way too many and a thousand never enough.

  • I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

  • I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.

  • Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

  • Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

  • We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled. Is he still there?

  • Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

  • I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.

  • Classic line from Bones (vampire) to human who thinks human kind is ready for the vamps and ghouls to come out of the closet "The day your kind stops killing each other over skin colour or which God someone prays to, I might believe that".

  • Am I the only one who has wood over that little vixen?

  • You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed!" "Ashamed!" my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.

  • Similarities in the vampire genre are so rampant that there's really no such thing as an original idea - only an original take on an idea that's been done before.

  • Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.

  • Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

  • I love the 'Underworld' movies because the vampires aren't automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.

  • That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

  • Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.

  • If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.

  • If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

  • I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

  • You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.

  • You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I'm taking all of you in return.

  • If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we'll have so much to talk about when I see you again"¦ (Bones)

  • I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

  • I'm glad you're still upright, Charles, and the only reason you are is because she didn't have any silver. She'd have staked you right and proper otherwise. She has a tendency to shrivel someone first and then introduce herself afterwards." "That's uncalled for!" I said, insulted at the suggestion that I was homicidal. "Right." Bones let that go. "Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I've been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I've said is... an understatement.

  • I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.

  • If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....

  • Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand." (Bones)

  • He's clean," Ritchie announced. Chance wrinkled his nose with mild distaste. "Can't say the same about you. Really, man, soap is nothing to fear.

  • Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)

  • ...love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride." (Annette to Cat)

  • But-but"¦" Timmie's eyes couldn't get any wider. "Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one?" That was a good question. I cast around for an answer. Any answer. "He's English!" I settled on desperately. "And Mom"¦Mom hates foreigners!

  • I stretched out my hands as if to ward him off. "Not yet. I want to know what your end game is first." Another flash of teeth, this time showing his fangs. "To have you screaming my name within the hour.

  • No matter what happens, you will never lose me, I am forever yours, Kitten, in this life or the next.

  • My body is the only thing that's truly mine, so I don't give it away as though it's worthless.

  • ...that left Francesca to slink into the chair opposite us. My feeling of superiority was short-lived, however, when she settled herself down and then crossed her legs. I didn't need a mirror to know my whole face had just turned red. With a hemline up to her thighs that gesture didn't leave anything to the imagination. Bones curled his fingers around mine and squeezed. His hand was still warmed from our contact moments ago. That's how fast he had to grab me again to keep me sitting where I was instead of yanking off my jacket to make her a pair of panties.

  • Bones smiled. "Oh, grand. Going to make me beat the truth out of you? My favorite way to work.

  • All of you, leave," Vlad responded curtly. "That's not nice," I mumbled. "You should talk to them before you bite them, too. Common curtesy.

  • Of course he wouldn't hesitate before trying something that had never been done before. He was Vlad Tepesh. How could he fail?

  • Kitten." His voice was thick with something I couldn't name. "This is the part... where you don't have a choice.

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