Secretary Schwartz Quotes in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
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Secretary Schwartz Quotes:
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Capt. T.G. Culpeper: You know what I believe I'd like? A chocolate fudge sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
[Everybody stares]
Capt. T.G. Culpeper: Nothing will happen here for five minutes.
Secretary Schwartz: Mrs. Culpeper on the phone.
Capt. T.G. Culpeper: No calls. No calls. No more calls.
Lt. Matthews: Something's wrong.
Police sergeant: Why? Does something gotta be wrong? He feels like a chocolate fudge sundae. So what? He has a chocolate fudge sundae.
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Characters on It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
- J. Algernon Hawthorne
- J. Russell Finch
- Lennie Pike
- Otto Meyer
- Capt. T.G. Culpeper
- Third Cab Driver
- Sylvester Marcus
- Mrs. Marcus
- Ginger Culpeper
- Billie Sue Culpeper
- Tyler Fitzgerald
- Ding Bell
- Benjy Benjamin
- Emmeline Finch
- Tower Controller at Rancho Conejo
- Col. Wilberforce
- Radio tower operator at Rancho Conejo
- All
- Melville Crump
- Man in car in desert
- Second cab driver
- First cab driver
- Miner
- Switchboard operator Gertie
- Irwin
- Monica Crump
- Air traffic control tower staffer
- Police Chief Aloysius
- Migrant truck driver
- Lt. Matthews
- Nervous Motorist
- Police radio voice unit F-7