Ding Bell Quotes in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Tyler Fitzgerald: Uh... Just a minute. I... I cahhn't see.

Ding Bell: What?

Tyler Fitzgerald: Something's happened to my eyes. I-I-I cahhn't - I cahhn't see.

Ding Bell: You cahhn't see? He cahhn't see.

Benjy Benjamin: Must be an eye cold.

Tyler Fitzgerald: George! George!

Benjy Benjamin: Look! We've figured it seventeen different ways, and every time we figured it, it was no good, because no matter how we figured it, somebody don't like the way we figured it! So now, there's only one way to figure it. And that is, every man, including the old bag, for himself!

Ding Bell: So good luck, and may the best man win!

Benjy Benjamin: [to Mrs. Marcus] Right! Except you,lady. May you just drop dead!

Lennie Pike: All right, all right, we all agree on that. Now look, let's be sensible about this thing. There's money in this for all of us. Right? There's enough for you, there's enough for you, and for me, and for you, and there's enough for...

[they all race to their cars]

Tyler Fitzgerald: You know what I need? I need a drink. There's some ice and stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some old fashioneds?

Ding Bell: "Old Fashions"? Do you think you oughta drink while you're flying?

Tyler Fitzgerald: Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!

Melville Crump: Filibuster. Filibuster. Ha. Now you can stick around and watch us take off.

Ding Bell: Listen, Dentist: I *hate* dentists! And I hate *you* so much, that I'm not able to *tell* you how much I hate you, in front of your wife-!

Benjy Benjamin: And visa versa.

Melville Crump: [enraged] Why you... Come on over here!

[Ding and Benji run]

Melville Crump: COME ON over *here*!

Ding Bell: You see our grandmother lives in Rosita Beach, see, and she's dying and she kinda like to have us be with her when she goes.

Benjy Benjamin: Otherwise she won't go.

[Bell bumps him]

Benjy Benjamin: Uh, she'll go!

Benjy Benjamin: Wall?

Ding Bell: No.

Benjy Benjamin: Walnut tree?

Ding Bell: No, no.

Benjy Benjamin: Walnuts?

Ding Bell: No.

Benjy Benjamin: In bags?

Ding Bell: NO!

Benjy Benjamin: [while Benji tries to fly the plane, Ding tries putting head phones on Benji's head] Hey, get outta here.

Ding Bell: Put them on.

Benjy Benjamin: I don't wanna.

Ding Bell: Benji, I tell you, he said the man who's flying should be talking on this thing.

Benjy Benjamin: What, am I supposed to everything? You want me to fly the airplane, you want me to work the radio, what are you gonna... What are you, the hostess?

Ding Bell: Ah, this is hopeless. We're gonna get noplace if we're gonna continue listening to this old bag.

Benjy Benjamin: What are you trying to do, lady? You trying to split us up so it becomes every man for himself?

Ding Bell: ...And every woman for HIMself?

Mrs. Marcus: One more funny remark from you, buster...

Air traffic control tower staffer: If you can, give us your position. Who is flying the plane?

Ding Bell: [Benji is at the controls] What do you mean "who's flying the plane"? Nobody's flying the plane!

[Benji scowls at Ding]

Ding Bell: Hey. It's that hokey dentist.

Benjy Benjamin: Yeah.

Ding Bell: Pass that cab.

Second cab driver: What's the rush?

Ding Bell: What do you mean rush?

Benjy Benjamin: We ain't in any rush, we just wanna get there in a hurry.

Benjy Benjamin: [in a hospital in bandages and casts] It's all your fault. It's all your fault right from the beginning to the end.

J. Algernon Hawthorne: You know, even for a policeman, your behavior was ruddy outrageous.

Sylvester Marcus: Yeah, you could have taken a fair share like the rest of us, but no. You had to go and wrap up the whole scene, baby.

Ding Bell: We had 350,000 bucks right in our hands.

Melville Crump: 14 into $350,000...

Ding Bell: [groans] Oh, shut up!

Melville Crump: The man said there was a certain amount of money buried down in this park.

Lennie Pike: That's right. It was under a big W. Say what is a big W?

Ding Bell: If we find out, we'll send you a wire.

Melville Crump: It's only a possibility now, it's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth. And if it was the truth, then it is a fact that this place is almost 200 miles away. Now I suggest that we quietly get into our cars and drive down there at a safe, sound speed, keeping each other in sight of each other. And then when we get down there, we dig up the money - providing there is some money there. And if we do find it, we share it amongst us in a simple manner.

Mrs. Marcus: You're overlooking one little thing.

J. Russell Finch: Yeah, one little thing.

Ding Bell: What little thing?

J. Russell Finch: Yeah, what little thing?

Mrs. Marcus: We can all count, can't we? There were 8 of us there.

J. Russell Finch: She's right. There were 8 of us there.

Lennie Pike: It's buried under a big W. Say, what is a big W?

Ding Bell: When we find out, we'll send you a 'Wire'.

Benjy Benjamin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.