Melville Crump Quotes in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Melville Crump: Filibuster. Filibuster. Ha. Now you can stick around and watch us take off.

Ding Bell: Listen, Dentist: I *hate* dentists! And I hate *you* so much, that I'm not able to *tell* you how much I hate you, in front of your wife-!

Benjy Benjamin: And visa versa.

Melville Crump: [enraged] Why you... Come on over here!

[Ding and Benji run]

Melville Crump: COME ON over *here*!

Third Cab Driver: Can't you see I'm talking on the phone? Huh? Give me two minutes! Now listen to me, Sir, I...

[Looks back at Melville]

Melville Crump: Will you take us to Santa Rosita state park?

Third Cab Driver: What's the matter, what happened to you? What was ya, in some kind of initiation?

Melville Crump: We had an accident. We fell into yellow, all right? Hurry up!

First cab driver: That'll be $2.90.

Melville Crump: Okay, here's $3.00. Wait for us, okay?

First cab driver: [sarcastically] Oh sure.

Melville Crump: Wise guy.

Melville Crump: Look, why don't we just start digging for it?

J. Russell Finch: Well suppose someone comes along? What do we tell them?

Monica Crump: Well, we could tell them that we're here on an archeological expedition.

Melville Crump: [annoyed] Aah!

Sylvester Marcus: We don't tell them anything. We tell them to hit the road or we beat their brains in!

Benjy Benjamin: [in a hospital in bandages and casts] It's all your fault. It's all your fault right from the beginning to the end.

J. Algernon Hawthorne: You know, even for a policeman, your behavior was ruddy outrageous.

Sylvester Marcus: Yeah, you could have taken a fair share like the rest of us, but no. You had to go and wrap up the whole scene, baby.

Ding Bell: We had 350,000 bucks right in our hands.

Melville Crump: 14 into $350,000...

Ding Bell: [groans] Oh, shut up!

Dinckler's Hardware Store clerk: I'm sorry, we're closed. It's 12:00 on Sunday.

Melville Crump: It's 12:00, they're closed. WAIT A MINUTE! All we want is a pick and a shovel.

Dinckler's Hardware Store clerk: Well, Mr. Dinckler is inside...

Melville Crump: Dinckler. That's it, we'll get Dinckler, come on.

Melville Crump: The man said there was a certain amount of money buried down in this park.

Lennie Pike: That's right. It was under a big W. Say what is a big W?

Ding Bell: If we find out, we'll send you a wire.

Melville Crump: It's only a possibility now, it's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth. And if it was the truth, then it is a fact that this place is almost 200 miles away. Now I suggest that we quietly get into our cars and drive down there at a safe, sound speed, keeping each other in sight of each other. And then when we get down there, we dig up the money - providing there is some money there. And if we do find it, we share it amongst us in a simple manner.

Melville Crump: Why can't you have a little confidence in me?