Tyler Fitzgerald Quotes in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
Tyler Fitzgerald Quotes:
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Tyler Fitzgerald: Uh... Just a minute. I... I cahhn't see.
Ding Bell: What?
Tyler Fitzgerald: Something's happened to my eyes. I-I-I cahhn't - I cahhn't see.
Ding Bell: You cahhn't see? He cahhn't see.
Benjy Benjamin: Must be an eye cold.
Tyler Fitzgerald: George! George!
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Tyler Fitzgerald: You know what I need? I need a drink. There's some ice and stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some old fashioneds?
Ding Bell: "Old Fashions"? Do you think you oughta drink while you're flying?
Tyler Fitzgerald: Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!
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Tyler Fitzgerald: Anybody can fly plane, now here: I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel there. Now put your feet on the rudder. There. Who says this ol' boy can't fly this ol' plane? Now I'm gonna make us some Old Fashioneds the old-fashioned way - the way dear old Dad used to!
Benjy Benjamin: What if something happens?
Tyler Fitzgerald: What could happen to an Old Fashioned?
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Characters on It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
- J. Algernon Hawthorne
- J. Russell Finch
- Lennie Pike
- Otto Meyer
- Capt. T.G. Culpeper
- Third Cab Driver
- Sylvester Marcus
- Mrs. Marcus
- Ginger Culpeper
- Billie Sue Culpeper
- Ding Bell
- Benjy Benjamin
- Emmeline Finch
- Tower Controller at Rancho Conejo
- Col. Wilberforce
- Radio tower operator at Rancho Conejo
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- Melville Crump
- Man in car in desert
- Second cab driver
- First cab driver
- Miner
- Switchboard operator Gertie
- Irwin
- Monica Crump
- Air traffic control tower staffer
- Police Chief Aloysius
- Migrant truck driver
- Secretary Schwartz
- Lt. Matthews
- Nervous Motorist
- Police radio voice unit F-7