Third Cab Driver Quotes in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Otto Meyer: I wish I knew what they're going to do to us. But no matter what happens to us...

[to Captain Culpeper]

Otto Meyer: what happens to you, I hope will be worse!

Capt. T.G. Culpeper: I don't think you have to worry too much about that. My wife is divorcing me, my mother-in-law is suing me for damages, my daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed, my pension has been revoked. And the only reason that you 10 idiots will very LIKELY get off LIGHTLY, is because the judge will have me up there to throw the book at!

Third Cab Driver: [sarcastically] Oh, that's tough. Oh ho ho ho.

Capt. T.G. Culpeper: I'd like to think that sometime, maybe 10 or 20 years from now, there'd be something I could laugh at... Anything.

Third Cab Driver: Can't you see I'm talking on the phone? Huh? Give me two minutes! Now listen to me, Sir, I...

[Looks back at Melville]

Melville Crump: Will you take us to Santa Rosita state park?

Third Cab Driver: What's the matter, what happened to you? What was ya, in some kind of initiation?

Melville Crump: We had an accident. We fell into yellow, all right? Hurry up!

Third Cab Driver: They're up to something funny, you hear what I'm telling you? Now, did you see the blonde I brought? All covered with paint and her dressed ripped. Now what was that all about?

Second cab driver: Yeah. And what about the picks and shovels?