Nervous Motorist Quotes in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Otto Meyer: [turns around to see a helicopter]

[shouts]

Otto Meyer: Look out!

Nervous Motorist: What? Wh-Who...?

Otto Meyer: Don't stop driving man. Keep going!

Nervous Motorist: What? What is it?

[turns around, sees the helicopter and spins back around]

Nervous Motorist: That's a police helicopter!

Otto Meyer: Yeah, that's what it looks like. They always use them.

Nervous Motorist: Who always uses them?

Otto Meyer: Who do you think?

Otto Meyer: I haven't got much time, so if you love your country, if you're a patriot, you listen and you listen hard. You've got to get to a phone and you've got to make a call.

Nervous Motorist: I gotta make a call?

Otto Meyer: Yes, you gotta call Intelligence. Central Intelligence Agency, Washington D.C.

Nervous Motorist: Well what on earth...?

Otto Meyer: [shouts] Listen! All right, tell them you heard from X-27, you got it? X-27. X-27 told you to tell them they've made three attempts on my life already today. They had me down a silver mine, they tried to drown me. Can you handle a gun? Okay. Ah! Good. There's a cafe. Pull right in there, you use that phone.

Nervous Motorist: Well, I don't...

Otto Meyer: Will you shut up! You're in no danger. They've never seen you. Now pull in.

[they drive into the parking lot]

Otto Meyer: All right, good, now get in there and tell the operator "Emergency priority" and then ask for the CIA. All right, jump out. Go on, you're not in any danger. They don't know you. You're all right. Look, I'll dock the car and come back for you. For God's sake, man, don't stand there in the street. They'll see you. They'll spot you! Go on. Get out!