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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. -- Mitch Hedberg
Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs. -- Rudyard Kipling
Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people. -- Bernard Baruch
Jesus is not the man at the top of the stairs; He is the man at the bottom, the friend of sinners, the savior of those in need of one. Which is all of us, all of the time. -- Tullian Tchividjian
God can be realized through all paths. All religions are true. The important thing is to reach the roof. You can reach it by stone stairs or by wooden stairs or by bamboo steps or by a rope. You can also climb up by a bamboo pole. -- Ramakrishna
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. -- Mitch Hedberg
The elevator to success is broken. Take the stairs. -- Jenifer Lewis
There is no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs. -- Zig Ziglar
It is not enough to stare up the steps, we must step up the stairs. -- Vaclav Havel
I summon to the winding ancient stair; Set all your mind upon the steep ascent -- William Butler Yeats
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time: pills or stairs. -- Joan Walsh Anglund
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the windows which hope has opened. -- Charles Haddon Spurgeon
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. -- Joe Girard
A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. -- Mark Twain
I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise. -- Betty White
A stair not worn hollow by footsteps is, regarded from its own point of view, only a boring something made of wood. -- Franz Kafka
This is the point. One technology doesn't replace another, it complements. Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators. -- Stephen Fry
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time. -- Mark Twain
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? -- Bette Davis
Man, unlike anything organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments. -- John Steinbeck
Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs. -- Patricia Briggs
Some people take better care of their pets than they do themselves. Their animals can run like the wind and they can barely make it up a flight of stairs. -- Jim Rohn
A woman is gentle, soft, delicate, and a man's position is to protect her, help her up stairs, make sure she's in the car safely first. Take good care of your woman, and the sky's the limit! -- Taraji P. Henson
If you care about yourself, you should care about learning - even learning simple things. You come to have pride in yourself only by accomplishing things, even from fixing some old stairs...Others can't grant you self-respect, even others who care about you. You have to earn self-respect yourself. -- Terry Goodkind
Stairs elevate you; ethics elevates you; goodness elevates you; awareness elevates you; wisdom elevates you. -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Don't Rush Up The Stairs, you Just Might Fall. Take it One Step At A Time! -- Latif Mercado
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song -- Will Ferrell
My feet, they haul me Round the House, They hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres. -- Gelett Burgess
Stairs are your teacher; they teach you to be stronger. Love your teacher and every time life puts some stairs before you, accept them as a present! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
From the windows of my office in Boston ... I can see the Golden Stairs from Boston Harbor where all eight of my great-grandparents set foot on this great land for the first time. That immigrant spirit of limitless possibility animates America even today. -- Edward Kennedy
I trip walking down the stairs, but I can skate them probably. -- Shaun White
Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno. -- Anders Zorn
When I first came down stairs, for two or three minutes I went down cellar to the water closet. -- Lizzie Andrew Borden
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen. -- Jayma Mays
I don't like two stories. I like one story. I never grew up with stairs. I like to stick to what I know. -- Bruno Mars
The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. -- Vance Havner
You can't be aware of everything. You'd fall down the stairs if you were aware of every intricate thing involved in going down stairs. -- Alan Alda
You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs. -- Dante Alighieri
I think I will be able to, in the end, rise above the clouds and climb the stairs to Heaven, and I will look down on my beautiful life. -- Yayoi Kusama
I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself. -- Roald Dahl
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. -- Demetri Martin
I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet in the basin to keep supple, and I don't eat things that have a pulse. -- Joanna Lumley
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt. -- Bam Margera
You take that walk from the dressing room to the ring and that's when the real man comes out. Then you climb up those four stairs and into the ring. Then finally, you can't wait for the bell to ring. -- Gerry Cooney
If I make your workplace conducive to walking at lunch, or working out at some time during the day, or I get people to use the stairs more by creating incentives to do such, then people will start doing it naturally. -- Mehmet Oz
I have a nervous breakdown in the film and in one scene I get to stand at the top of the stairs waving an empty sherry bottle which is, of course, a typical scene from my daily life, so isn't much of a stretch. -- Emma Thompson
I'm destiny's child. I wasn't meant to be born: my mother bled for four months when she was pregnant, and then she fell down the stairs in her eighth month of pregnancy. She nearly died; I believe I came into this world for a reason. -- Shilpa Shetty
It's about having an active lifestyle, staying healthy, and making the right decisions. Life is about balance. Not everybody wants to run a marathon, but we could all start working out and being active, whether you walk to work or take an extra flight of stairs. -- Apolo Ohno
Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and push him down the stairs. To make a comedy writer laugh, you have to push a real old lady down the stairs. I don't know who that's attributed to. I think it's Aristophanes. Or Catherine the Great. -- Tina Fey
I have a company, and I've got to think about that. I'm trying to do my best there, and that's a much harder task. We recycle as much as possible, and we conserve. But I've always been one to save everything - I even walk up stairs on the very inside or the very outside to not wear out the tread. -- Vivienne Westwood
All the years I coached, we sent a card to every professor for each kid I had, and I was able to keep track on a daily basis who cut class or who was dropping a grade average. What I did was bring that kid in at 5:00 in the morning, and he would run the stairs from the bottom to the top until I told him to quit. -- Bobby Knight
Get your runtcheeks down those stairs, right now -- James Dashner
Failures are the stairs we climb to reach success. -- Roy Bennett
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. -- Mitch Hedberg
Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators. -- Stephen Fry
The mongoose I want under the stairs when the snakes slither by. -- Hannibal
The best time of love, is when one goes up the stairs. -- Georges Clemenceau
I was going to come in and push you down the stairs... -- Jennifer Lawrence
You beat a woman and drag her down a flight of stairs... -- Dale Hansen
Jazz is like a great blues band that fell down the stairs -- Michael Buble
There might be too many stairs to go up; ignore the stairs! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
I'm neurotic about children. I see dangers everywhere - sharp corners, stairs. -- Tamsin Egerton
I took the stairs and felt like my childhood took the elevator. -- Drew Barrymore
His very foot has music in 't As he comes up the stairs. -- William Julius Mickle
God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms. -- Paul Scherrer
Life in itself Is nothing, An empty cup, a flight of uncarpeted stairs. -- Edna St. Vincent Millay
The missing stairs baffled Clary. What did vampires have against stairs? -Clary, pg.266- -- Cassandra Clare
I came up stairs into the world, for I was born in a cellar. -- William Congreve
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open. -- Zig Ziglar
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. -- Louis Tomlinson
Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs. -- David Levithan
A nice quick workout is the stairs; it takes me five minutes to do 24 floors. -- Amy Jo Martin
The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways. -- Dick Van Dyke
Every lesson you take from your past immediately turns into a stairs to the light! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration. -- Jarod Kintz
If you want to buy my wares Follow me and climb the stairs... Love for sale. -- Cole Porter
I like to run, to go down the stairs, I'm one of those kind of people. -- Jill Clayburgh
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. -- Randy Newman
Start climbing the stairs without thinking how steep are the stairs or how many stairs are there! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
The architecture of my sister's thinking, now phantom. I fall down stairs that are nothing but air. -- Jandy Nelson
The truly ambitious are always as busy on the landings as they are breathless on the stairs. -- Louis Kronenberger
If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me! -- Louise Rennison
No amount of smiling at a flight of stairs has ever made it turn into a ramp, -- Stella Young
I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time. -- Danny DeVito
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wright
Good-bye Dr. Steve,' I said, then climbed the stairs and went to the fifth floor to die. -- Ally Carter
The world is made of stairs, and there are those who go up and those who go down. -- Ed McBain
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the windows which hope has opened. -- Charles Haddon Spurgeon
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs -- Marlene Dietrich
I never have wit until I am below stairs. [Fr., Je n'ai jamais d'esprit qu'au bas de l'escalier.] -- Jean de la Bruyere
However steep or ramshackle they may be, don't ever despise the stairs which take you up to higher levels! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
We climbed the stairs to the third floor, where Osama bin Laden died early in the morning of May 2, 2011. -- Peter L. Bergen
The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs. -- Princess Margaret
Search for the secret stairs of the wise men; when you find them, lose no time to start ascending! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
We are all on the stairs, my friend; some of us are going down, some us are going up! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator -- Chris Colfer
I don't know of any source for online maps showing the platform, stairs, escalators, elevators, mezzanines and other station details. -- Robert James Thomson
You will never feel alone, if you run down the stairs of loneliness; as every solitary step becomes your companion. -- Munia Khan
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. -- Nicole McKay
I collect fantasy swords, replicas from films, and have them displayed on the wall as you go up the stairs. -- Gary Numan
I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. -- Amy Summers
History is only the pattern of silken slippers descending the stairs to the thunder of hobnailed boots climbing upward from below. -- Voltaire
This machine, the wheelchair, I can go all over the place, but you need a place without stairs to get in. -- Itzhak Perlman
If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. -- Caitlin Moran
You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs. -- Mark Twain
Agh-uhh!" the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn't completely cover his multicolored rear. -- Rick Riordan
The elevator to success broke a long time ago, the problem is too many people are too lazy to take the stairs. -- Jacob Maldonado
In matters of climbing long staircases, how many stairs there are is not as important as how strong a will you have! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs. -- Milton Jones
Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly. -- Terry Pratchett
When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs. -- Tori Amos
I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it. -- Carol Ann Duffy
One has not lived until one has carried a sixty-pound dog down a sweeping flight of stairs at half-past V in the morning. -- Connie Willis
Without water drops, there can be no oceans; without steps, there can be no stairs; without little things, there can be no big things! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
We were young. We were bored. And the old electroshock therapy machine was just under the stairs in a box next to the Hoover. -- Augusten Burroughs
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it. -- Dawn French
I'd like to find whoever taught the Stump that extra work builds character and push him down the stairs," Neal told Kel at lunch. -- Tamora Pierce
I grew up in a haunted castle, boys. If you've never had a ghost try to push you down the stairs, you've never lived. -- Gaelen Foley
At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. -- Erica Jong

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