Louis Tomlinson quotes:

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.

If you want to do something, go for it -you've got nothing to lose.

My favorite music isn't necessarily the songs that One Direction come out with. That doesn't mean to say I don't secretly really love some of our songs, which I do. My personal tastes... I actually like quite a bit acoustic and more mellow kinds of things.

One thing that I miss because we spend a lot of time in America is English food, like cooked breakfast and Sunday dinners.

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.

I grew up in Doncaster and have felt the love for football run through the town; it's for that reason that I have a real personal passion to make Doncaster Rovers a success story.

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

I quite like American music, like The Fray - I'm a massive fan of them - and The Killers. I also like more acoustic stuff like Ed Sheeran; I like this English songwriter James Morrison and another singer called Ben Howard.

My favorite music isn't necessarily the songs that One Direction come out with. That doesn't mean to say I don't secretly really love some of our songs, which I do.

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.

I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss.

I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

For me, Robbie Williams was a massive influence when I was growing up. But also Cheryl Cole. Being in her presence was intimidating, because she's so hot.

You can lay in bed and think you don't stand a chance, that's what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right.

Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain!

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Zayn's good to just sit down and chat to about pretty much anything. At the end of the night, we just sit around and talk about our life before One Direction, or anything at all, really.

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!

I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!

And as for you, stop having curly hair!

If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend Eleanor on a date, we would go to the cinema and then out for dinner.

To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.

All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it.

We don't dance because we can't dance. Our shows, production-wise, are always quite minimal. We always try and keep it more about us having fun and stay away from gimmicks.

I am going slightly deaf in my right ear. It's tinnitus... something like that.

I like a girl who doesn't take life too seriously and is quite easy-going.

I'm a bit old-fashioned. I like the idea of going to the cinema and then an Italian restaurant.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.

I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.

I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!

I like girls who... eat carrots!

I love the big red bus!

I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really.

I wanâ??t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.

I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson

I want to see the Doncaster Rovers supporters get the club the success it deserves.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!

I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am.

It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.

My ideas for the future? To take over the world.

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

No,' Jimmy protested.

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.

Stop the traffic...let 'em through...

Swag mastah from Doncastah!

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.

Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!

We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves.

What i do in my personal time is about me. if other people dont agree, then it doesn't matter 'cos it's my opinion and that's what counts at the end of the day.

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.

Woah! Calm down, Curly!

Yes! The Tommo is back!

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

As long as weâ??ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book weâ??ll be fine.