Nicole McKay quotes:

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you've ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.

I had a dream about you last night... you were there.

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.

I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a "void". Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they'll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they're nowhere to be found.

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!