Amy Summers quotes:

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  • I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

  • I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.

  • I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

  • I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.

  • I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

  • A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.

  • Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

  • I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

  • I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.

  • I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

  • I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

  • I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.

  • I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.

  • A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.

  • A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

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