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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. -- Benjamin Franklin
Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret. -- Charles Caleb Colton
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito. -- Anita Roddick
The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world -- Napoleon Bonaparte
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. -- Bob Dylan
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. -- Cary Grant
Bed is the perfect climate. -- Noel Coward
Bed is the poor man's opera -- Italian Proverb
Never get out of bed before noon. -- Charles Bukowski
Don't take tomorrow to bed with you. -- Norman Vincent Peale
Wealth and Content are not always Bed-fellows. -- Benjamin Franklin
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller
Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really. -- Jacqueline Kelly
Bed is the best place for reading, thinking, or doing nothing. -- Doris Lessing
Growing up in the streets of Bed-Stuy, it was hard, yo. -- The Notorious B.I.G.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. -- Groucho Marx
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course. -- Marilyn Monroe
As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. -- Daniel J. Boorstin
Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised. -- Ernie J Zelinski
When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads. -- Ron Paul
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. -- John Pinette
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams. -- Joel Madden
Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948. -- Simon Raven
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. -- George Orwell
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed. -- Bernard Baruch
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. -- Joan Rivers
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me. -- Steve Jobs
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. -- Paris Hilton
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone. -- Tallulah Bankhead
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. -- Ogden Nash
To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed. -- Sidney Poitier
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it. -- Ashton Kutcher
The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it -- Guy de Maupassant
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. -- Anne Lamott
The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition. -- Sigmund Freud
I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make. -- Leif Garrett
Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation. -- Laura Marano
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. -- Muhammad Ali
Real luxury is having the time to read endless stories in bed with my children. And I get that all the time. I'm so blessed. -- Kate Winslet
The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be. I think that's good motivation for getting out of bed joyfully each day. -- Julia Roberts
An orange on the table, your dress on the rug, and you in my bed, sweet present of the present, cool of night, warmth of my life. -- Jacques Prevert
You can lay in bed and think you don't stand a chance, that's what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right. -- Louis Tomlinson
I love the life of objects. When the children go to bed, the objects come to life. I like to tell stories about the life of inanimate objects. -- Josef Sudek
Memories have huge staying power, but like dreams, they thrive in the dark, surviving for decades in the deep waters of our minds like shipwrecks on the sea bed. -- J. G. Ballard
What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners. -- Gerald McKnight
Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. -- Ray Bradbury
Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness. -- Conor Oberst
Misfortunes are, in morals, what bitters are in medicine: each is at first disagreeable; but as the bitters act as corroborants to the stomach, so adversity chastens and ameliorates the disposition -- French Proverb
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his mother off against his father in the politics of when to go to bed; he who fears corruption fears life. -- Saul Alinsky
In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded. -- John Dobbin
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. -- Erma Bombeck
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. -- Ogden Nash
So I'm more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than I am necessarily on a bed. It's weird being here. It feels like I'm standing next to my real life. -- Henry Rollins
The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found? -- J. B. Priestley
I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years. I used to go to bed to try and go to sleep to try and make it go faster. -- Andrea Arnold
You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, 'You know what? I'm giving up, I don't care.' And then you go to bed and you wake up and it's a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again. -- Nicole Scherzinger
One of biggest lies in politics is the lie that Republicans are the party of big business. Big business does great with big government. Big business is very happy to climb in bed with big government. Republicans are and should be the party of small business and of entrepreneurs. -- Ted Cruz
Fear can be good when you're walking past an alley at night or when you need to check the locks on your doors before you go to bed, but it's not good when you have a goal and you're fearful of obstacles. We often get trapped by our fears, but anyone who has had success has failed before. -- Queen Latifah
Curled up in bed, -- Rae Armantrout
Most volcanologists die in bed. -- Katia and Maurice Krafft
When you're in bed, you're dead -- Mitch Albom
I've gone to a tanning bed. -- Ryan Seacrest
Go to bed; tired is stupid. -- Ursula K. Le Guin
Virtue makes for a cold bed. -- Ava Zavora
I will stay in my bed! -- Jean Paul Gaultier
The moon just crapped the bed. -- Joe Teti
Foley looks like an un-made bed. -- Jerry Lawler
The only perfect climate is bed. -- Frank Crowninshield
This man dresses like an unmade bed. -- Henny Youngman
A proper autobiography is a death-bed confession. -- Mary Antin
A death-bed's a detector of the heart. -- Edward Young
The death-bed of a day, how beautiful! -- Philip James Bailey
... laughter is lovelier than tears in bed. -- Dorothy Hewett
A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Winter is beautiful, but bed is better. -- Arnold Lobel
Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied. -- Dwayne Johnson
You look like you're ready for bed! -- Prince Philip
Jealousy is love bed of burning snarl. -- George Meredith
By 9:30 at night, I go to bed. -- Natalie du Toit
I don't like sleeping in a bed. -- James Franco
I like to go to bed early. -- Jenna Bush
Stand by your bed and salute me. -- Craig Ferguson
I'm tired. I'm going back to bed. -- George Reeves
A man should never give promises in bed. -- Robert Jordan
Home, more than anything, means warmth and bed. -- Vivienne Westwood
Dry feet, warme head, bring safe to bed. -- George Herbert
The game must have been past my bed-time. -- Theo Walcott
It's a dangerous fire begins in the bed-straw. -- George Herbert
I go to bed with men, not boys. -- Linda Fiorentino
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture. -- Nelson Rodrigues
Hee that goes to bed thirsty riseth healthy. -- George Herbert
Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.' -- Jeff Jordan
I love getting out of bed for competition. -- James Spithill
Rock should never be in bed with politics. -- Alice Cooper
There is a promise made in any bed -- John Proctor
Take me to bed or lose me forever. -- Kelly McGillis
History is the seed bed of the future. -- Leo Booth
Life is a ladder, it's not a bed -- Zig Ziglar
A revolution is not a bed of roses. -- Fidel Castro
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce
Do you often sleep tied to the bed? -- Cassandra Clare
It's no treat being in bed with me. -- Howard Stern
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed -- Ambrose Bierce
I'd rather buy clothes then buy a bed -- Christian Siriano
The Presidency is not a bed of roses. -- James K. Polk
I still don't like going to bed alone. -- James Franco
I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed. -- Christian Siriano
This book is to be read in bed. -- Dr. Seuss
He that makes his bed ill, lies there. -- George Herbert
There are not enough poems in praise of bed ... -- Sylvia Townsend Warner
Just go to bed, now. Quickly. Quickly and slowly. -- J. D. Salinger
My bed is actually two king beds put together. -- Cindy Margolis
Quote: What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? -- William Shakespeare
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout? -- Elizabeth Jane Howard
Hiding under the bed doesn't make the worry stop. -- Cynthia Voigt
Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise. -- Mark Twain
It's not the sort of night for bed, anyhow. -- Kenneth Grahame

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