Joel Madden quotes:

  • I'm just a really normal, sensitive kind of go-about-my business everyday kinda guy. People see the tattoos, and they either read things or they see things and they don't really know that I'm just this guy that gets up and makes coffee in the morning and hangs out with his friends and walks his dog and reads his Bible and goes about his day.

  • I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.

  • When we were 15, my brother and I were getting really into Nirvana, Green Day, and The Beastie Boys. We started going to shows and realized we really wanted to be on stage.

  • I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.

  • Today is a new day. A New opportunity to get better stronger faster smarter and closer to your goals and dreams. Take it.

  • I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.

  • Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

  • Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

  • I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

  • Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst.

  • I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me.

  • Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.

  • My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.

  • I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.

  • I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, and make music and whatever.

  • I've done a lot of self-improvement. I'm always working on being a better person.

  • Every girl I've ever dated I have respect for, and I always try to leave them in good terms.

  • I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm really adamant about the kids seeing the grandparents, so like, I can see my grandkids, you know what I mean?

  • It's always a bit much, being in a band with your brother. We fight all the time, but it's kind of comical.

  • I just live my own life, and I don't read any of the magazines.

  • I'm not for every woman, you know. Because a lot of women - I mean, obviously, your first thing is, 'What do you want your guy to look like?' And I'm not the tall, dark, handsome guy.

  • Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.

  • My mom is Christian, and she wouldn't let us listen to rock music. So me and my brother, we had this tape player with head phones, and we locked ouselves in the pantry. We were fighting over the headphones, sitting in the dark pantry listening to Metallica.

  • We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it.

  • Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

  • I don't see the necessity to be friends with anyone you've dated, but definitely out of respect of the time, you have to be kind of respectful, and that's what I try to do.

  • You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean.

  • The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

  • People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.

  • It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don't care if we aren't.

  • I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

  • I've grown a lot as a singer and a songwriter, but also as a person. I communicate better with my band, and our relationships are stronger and closer.

  • We just want kids to come to our concert and forget about everything.

  • Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.

  • Music is supposed to be an escape, It's supposed to be somewhere you can go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you wanna be.

  • When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.

  • I believe everyone on this planet deserves equal rights to their own pursuit of happiness.

  • I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

  • Our goal is to write memorable songs. We're not there yet, but we're getting closer. Each time we sit down to write, we have hopes of coming up with something that will be remembered forever. That's our dream.

  • Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right

  • Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis.

  • I think the terrorists are just idiots.

  • You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there.