Paris Hilton quotes:

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.

When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.

I love Africa in general South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.

Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much. I'm happier than I've every been.

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

I think a lot of people have seen me on The Simple Life and think I'm a "spoilt airhead," but I was playing a character. The producers said they wanted Nicole and I just to be crazy and funny and say outlandish things.

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

I really don't like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it's not fun. I'd rather have friends come over and hot have to worry about crazy people taking pictures.

Life is too short to blend in.

By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

My mom decorated with lots of antiques. I never liked it when I was a little girl - I wanted to live in a modern house. But now I love it.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

I would do the baby voice and it's kind of like this character I made up. But in real life, I'm completely different. I'm very smart. I think a lot of people will assume I'm an airhead.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I'm like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.

I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties; in fact, I'm the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something.

I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.

I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

To me, anything goes. But that's me.

It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

What's a soup kitchen?

I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.

You are all so lucky to be living here. If I live in Manila I would definitely live in Azure.

The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. Whatever.

I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

[When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.

It hurts that, you know, the media's made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character-they think that I don't have any feelings, and, you know, it hurts like anyone else.

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water.

I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I'm Paris Barbie - and it's a compliment.

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy...you'll, like, die of AIDS.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.

Not every heiress is famous. Or fun. There are a lot of boring heiresses out there.

Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.

Ibiza, if you've never been there before, is very overwhelming. It's like nowhere on earth. The best advice is to sleep as late as possible because nothing gets going until around 3am and it goes until like 7 or 8.

When I was in London for The Brits recently I read that I had asked for a Jacuzzi in the dressing room - how ridiculous is that?

It's good to just smile and go on with your day.

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

It's like a kind of Barbie American dream. I have that childlike quality so a lot of little girls especially [like me]. I've always been a kid at heart. I think I always will be.

I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep on lasting.

I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.

Never give up on the things that make you smile.

When I'm working, I don't wear any makeup at all. Unless I am doing an event, I love to wear no makeup at all, which is hardly ever as I am working every day!

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

There will come a day A hazy day in May Or a storm in mid-December When you need someone Just to have a little fun Then I could be the perfect girl for you.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

Some people change when they think they're a star or something.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.

I hate when a guy brags... or he sweats.

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am.

I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay there and watch it. I'd run to my friends and tell them because I would want everyone to see it too.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

[My mom told me] to always be loyal and treat someone how you want to be treated. Find someone that you can love and that's going to be your best friend.

A girl can dazzle - just naturally!

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

A lot of women feel it's a man's world. Some people think all you need to do is marry a rich guy, and you don't need to do anything with your life. I would hate that. I don't care whether he has money or he doesn't, because I don't need it, and that's a good feeling that I don't have to worry about that.

A man must walk before he can fly - one cannot fly into flying.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Every girl is beautiful if they have the ability to believe in themselves.

Everybody's looking at me But it's alright I like attention The clubs not hot until I walk through They stop and stare and watch me move Like damn I like that I'm sexy and you know it.

First, I think of myself as a brand, a businesswoman. Musician is something I just do because it's my passion - I love it and it's something I do for fun. I love music and I love to make people dance.

For the past couple of years I was doing the party thing - going out a lot. But now I've turned 25, I feel I'm an adult.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.

I always knew I had a voice and I've always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think it's the hardest thing to do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it's what I'm most talented at and what I love to do the most.

I don't care about people who don't care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that's their issue. Screw them.

I don't enjoy going out anymore It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.

I don't have sex unless I'm in a relationship. I'm old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!

I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

I don't really think, I just walk.

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.

I have done everything that I wanted to do, and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area. So it's very exciting. There is nothing else to do.

I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake.

I have so many great things going on in my life that I don't need to pay attention to some writer.

I have this great test to see if a girl's a real friend. When we're shopping I'll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she's not a good friend.

I just do little jokes all the time and people think I'm serious. I know exactly who Gordon Ramsay is, I know exactly who Gordon Brown is... I just say jokes but they think I'm serious which I think is funny and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because - whatever - it's just entertainment.

I just think that the media is just making things up. I don't really pay attention.

I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

I love Marilyn Monroe. I think she was the coolest blonde. I think like me she just didn't care what anyone thinks. She's happy. She's smiling. I don't know, I just always thought she was so beautiful and she just seemed, like, magical.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I started recording the album four years ago. It was very different then - totally rock and roll.

I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.

I think I am a good role model, and a lot of mothers come up to me and they're really happy, and I think if any girl follows their dreams then anything can happen to them.

I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new chance.

I would say natural is the best way to describe the real me. I'm not always going out or dressed up like I am on the red carpet. On a normal day, I wear normal clothes and wear little to no make-up. I'm always a bit girly, though.

I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff.

I'm an animal activist. Many people say that I'm a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won't wear fur. But I'm not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur.

I'm not, like, that smart.

I'd love to have a family one day. Having kids is the meaning of life and I can't wait to be a mom.

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

If you have a beautiful face you don't need fake boobs to get anyone's attention

I'm a really good person. I'm down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I'm just like everybody else.