Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)

Fozzie: Oh, I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Sound is ready. Gimme a level.

Animal: [yelling through microphone] *TES-TIIIING!*

[we see Bunsen's headphones rattle repeatedly]

Animal: Ah-ha-ha-ha.

Floyd Pepper: What in the name of Fats Waller is that?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: A four foot prune!

Floyd Pepper: [about the Insta-Grow pills] What else do these pills make big?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, they'll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.

Beaker: Sadly temporary.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I suggest we jump.

Fozzie: Are you crazy? That's at least a hundred feet!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I didn't say it was a *good* suggestion.

Beauregard: Maybe we could jump part-way.

Kermit: Now, we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission. There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there is the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed. So if anybody wants out, now is the time to say it.

Floyd: I'm out.

Rowlf: Me too.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Ditto.

Beaker: Meep meep.

Zoot: Hey, don't we have a gig around here, or something, or somewhere?

Pops: Sorry, I got a dental appointment.

Janice: It's like this, Kermit, I have to go to work all day...

[everyone starts talking at once]

Fozzie: [shouting] Hold it!

[everyone stops talking]

Fozzie: Shame on you! I thought we were in this thing together. I'm just as scared as you are, but this has to be done! We don't want the bad guys to win. We gotta do this f-f-for justice! For freedom! For honesty!