Bernie the Agent Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)
Bernie the Agent Quotes:
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Bernie the Agent: Help! Hello! This is a serious call for help!
Kermit: Uh, yeah?
Bernie the Agent: Someone - help! Ah - I, oh! Oh! You, you with the banjo - uh, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction.
Kermit: Uh, have you tried Hare Krishna?
Bernie the Agent: [briefly laughs sarcastically] No. No, I mean I'm really lost.
Kermit: Uh, one second.
[he tries to catch a fly with his tongue, but misses]
Kermit: Uh, darn I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.
Bernie the Agent: Well, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but I have to get out of this swamp; I have to catch a plane.
Kermit: With *that* tongue? No way.
Bernie the Agent: [laughs]
Kermit: But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.
Bernie the Agent: Thank you.
Kermit: Just watch out for the alligators.
Bernie the Agent: I will.
[he starts to leave but turns back to Kermit, apprehensive]
Bernie the Agent: Alligators?
Kermit: That's right.
Bernie the Agent: Did you say alligators?
Kermit: Read my lips: al-lee-gay-twers.
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