Male El Sleezo Patron Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)

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Male El Sleezo Patron Quotes:

  • Fozzie: [after he's thrown behind the bar, he pops up wearing a beard and dressed like the bartender]

    [Yelling]

    Fozzie: Okay everybody, drinks on the house!

    Male El Sleezo Patron: Hey, drinks on the house! C'mon let's go!

    Fozzie: [as everyone but him and Kermit vacate the place] Yeah. Yeah. Go, go. They're on the house!

    Male El Sleezo Patron: [Cut to the roof of the El Sleezo, where everyone else is now]

    [Among the confusion and chatter of everyone else]

    Male El Sleezo Patron: Wait a minute! There're no drinks up here! What's he talking about? The bartender told us there were drinks on the house!

    Fozzie: [Cut back to the interior of the El Sleezo. After Fozzie removes the beard and moustache] Works every time.

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