Myth Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)

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Myth Quotes:

  • Doc Hopper: Listen, we're a small business but we've expanded. Expanded! Just like you frogs expand. Don't you frogs expand?

    [puffs his cheeks]

    Kermit: That's a myth.

    Doc Hopper: What?

    Kermit: Myth! Myth!

    Myth: Yeth?

    Kermit: Huh?

    [same with Fozzie]

    Kermit: [to Fozzie]

    Kermit: C'mon, bear, burn rubber!

  • El Sleezo Patron: Hello, sailor, buy me a drink?

    Kermit: Well, you see, I'm not a sailor, I'm a frog.

    El Sleezo Patron: Oh, cut the small talk and buy me a drink.

    Kermit: I don't even know you.

    El Sleezo Tough: Hey. Did you make a move with my girl?

    Kermit: No, sir.

    El Sleezo Patron: He did too. He touched me.

    El Sleezo Tough: Ugh. Wash up, you'll get warts.

    Kermit: That's a myth.

    El Sleezo Tough: Yeah, but she's my "myth"!

    Kermit: No, no, myth, myth!

    Myth: Yeth?

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