Floyd Pepper Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)
Floyd Pepper Quotes:
[Animal roars and scares Kermit and Fozzie]
Floyd Pepper: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal.
Animal: I want to - eat drums!
[chews on a cymbal]
Dr. Teeth: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!
Animal: [stops chewing] Beat drums! Beat drums!
[Starts beating his head against that same cymbal]
Floyd Pepper: Down, Animal!
Floyd Pepper: Back!
Floyd Pepper: Sit!
Kermit: What's happening?
Floyd Pepper: At the moment, *we're* what's happenin'.
Floyd Pepper: We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!
Animal: IR-RI-TA-TED! IR-RI-TA-TED!
Kermit: Don't worry, Animal, your big scene is coming up.
Floyd Pepper: Yeah, just be cool and eat another seat cushion.
Animal: SEAT CUSHION!
[rips off some upholstery and stuffing at the corner of his chair and eats it]
[the members of The Electric Mayhem are introducing themselves one by one]
Zoot: I'm, uh, uhh...
Floyd Pepper: Zoot. Sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again.
Floyd Pepper: What in the name of Fats Waller is that?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: A four foot prune!
Floyd Pepper: Yeah, the road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him.
Fozzie: He's the man with the contacts?
Dr. Teeth: No, he's the man with the van.
[Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood]
Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true.
Kermit: Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know.
Floyd Pepper: Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it!
Lord's Secretary: [closes the door] And where do you think you're going?
Kermit: Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord.
Lord's Secretary: You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals.
Kermit: Animals? Wh-What's wrong with animals?
[Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly]
Lord's Secretary: This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides...
Lord's Secretary: ...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you.
Kermit: Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang?
[the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly]
Lord's Secretary: [on the phone] Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a...
[the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]
Floyd Pepper: [about the Insta-Grow pills] What else do these pills make big?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, they'll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.
Beaker: Sadly temporary.
Miss Piggy: Ich bin ein berliner.
Floyd Pepper: More like "Ein frankfurter".
[Fozzie climbs on top of Floyd Pepper]
Floyd Pepper: Hey, watch the hair, bear!
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Characters on The Muppet Movie (1979)
- Dr. Teeth
- Rowlf the Dog
- All Muppets
- Gate Guard
- Insolent Waiter
- Sam the Eagle
- Doc Hopper
- Max Krassman
- El Sleezo Cafe Owner
- Robin the Frog
- The Swedish Chef
- Mad Man Mooney
- Big Bird
- Male El Sleezo Patron
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
- Ice Cream Vendor
- Crazy Harry
- Charlie McCarthy
- Edgar Bergen
- Beauty Contest Compere
- El Sleezo Patron
- El Sleezo Tough
- Frog Killer
- El Sleezo Pianist
- Balloon Vendor
- Bernie the Agent
- Lew Lord