Floyd Pepper Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)


Floyd Pepper Quotes:

  • [Animal roars and scares Kermit and Fozzie]

    Floyd Pepper: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal.

    Animal: I want to - eat drums!

    [chews on a cymbal]

    Dr. Teeth: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!

    Animal: [stops chewing] Beat drums! Beat drums!

    [Starts beating his head against that same cymbal]

    Floyd Pepper: Down, Animal!

    Animal: DOWN!

    Floyd Pepper: Back!

    Animal: BACK!

    Floyd Pepper: Sit!

    Animal: SIT!

  • Kermit: What's happening?

    Floyd Pepper: At the moment, *we're* what's happenin'.

  • Floyd Pepper: We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!

  • Animal: IR-RI-TA-TED! IR-RI-TA-TED!

    Kermit: Don't worry, Animal, your big scene is coming up.

    Floyd Pepper: Yeah, just be cool and eat another seat cushion.

    Animal: SEAT CUSHION!

    [rips off some upholstery and stuffing at the corner of his chair and eats it]

  • [the members of The Electric Mayhem are introducing themselves one by one]

    Zoot: I'm, uh, uhh...

    Floyd Pepper: Zoot. Sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again.

  • Floyd Pepper: What in the name of Fats Waller is that?

    Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: A four foot prune!

  • Floyd Pepper: Yeah, the road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him.

    Fozzie: He's the man with the contacts?

    Dr. Teeth: No, he's the man with the van.

  • [Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood]

    Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true.

    Kermit: Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know.

    Floyd Pepper: Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it!

    Lord's Secretary: [closes the door] And where do you think you're going?

    Kermit: Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord.

    Lord's Secretary: You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals.

    Kermit: Animals? Wh-What's wrong with animals?

    [Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly]

    Lord's Secretary: This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides...


    Lord's Secretary: ...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you.

    Kermit: Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang?

    [the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly]

    Lord's Secretary: [on the phone] Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a...

    [the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]

  • Floyd Pepper: [about the Insta-Grow pills] What else do these pills make big?

    Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, they'll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.

    Beaker: Sadly temporary.

  • Miss Piggy: Ich bin ein berliner.

    Floyd Pepper: More like "Ein frankfurter".

  • [Fozzie climbs on top of Floyd Pepper]

    Floyd Pepper: Hey, watch the hair, bear!

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