Rowlf the Dog Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)

Rowlf the Dog: It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.

Rowlf the Dog: Oh. Broken heart, right?

Kermit: [sadly] Does it show?

Rowlf the Dog: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.

Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me.

Rowlf the Dog: Ah, typical. That's why I live alone.

Kermit: You do, huh?

Rowlf the Dog: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.

Kermit: Nice and simple.

Rowlf the Dog: Stay away from women. That's my motto.

Kermit: But I can't.

Rowlf the Dog: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.

Kermit: That's Piggy!

Fozzie: Yes, I know!

Rowlf the Dog: Hey, you do think we should help her with her bags?

Fozzie: Aah, no.

[Everyone]

Fozzie: No, nah, un-uh.

Rowlf the Dog: Rolling! OK everybody, stay in focus.

Rowlf the Dog: [singing] You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. / There's something irresistible-ish about 'em. / We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long. / I hope that something better comes along.

Rowlf the Dog: ha ha!

Rowlf the Dog: It's the fuzz, the police, the man with the badge. The P - I...

Miss Piggy: Don't you dare!

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, I wouldn't think of it.

Rowlf the Dog: [On the sign in German] Die Muppets?

Waldorf: It looks like the reviews are out early.

Statler: Or maybe that's the suggestion box.

Scooter: TWO Kermits?... Well, that explains a lot.

Rowlf the Dog: I knew no one could have a cold for that long.

Pepe the King Prawn: Or have that cheesy an accent, okay.

[first lines]

Film Crew: And cut!

Walter: Wow, that was so amazing!

Kermit: Walter, you did a wonderful job.

Walter: Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?

Miss Piggy: We got it.

Kermit: We got it, yup.

Film Crew: [speaks into bullhorn] Movie's over, people, go home. That is a wrap.

Scooter: Okay, nice work, everyone. Make sure to fill out your I-9's, and we'll see you on the next one.

Scooter: [crew leaves the set] So uh, what do we do now?

Fozzie Bear: Well, we're together again. We got the theater and all our fans are back.

Rowlf the Dog: Actually, those were extras.

Fozzie Bear: I saw a few tapping their toes.

Scooter: Yeah, those were paid dancers.

Fozzie Bear: Oh.

Miss Piggy: Or, maybe since we're all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie.

Kermit: [stammering] Well... I mean, maybe I could-...

Walter: Hey, what's the camera still doing here?

Statler: Oh no, disaster! That can only mean one thing!

Waldorf: Doggone it, you're right.

Statler: Mm-hmm.

Waldorf: It looks like they've ordered a sequel.

Statler, Waldorf: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!