Insolent Waiter Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)
Insolent Waiter Quotes:
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Miss Piggy: [gushing] Ooh, you mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!
Insolent Waiter: Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.
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Kermit: [asks the waiter to taste the wine for him and Miss Piggy] Will you taste it for us, please?
Insolent Waiter: [tastes the wine, makes a face and spits it out] Ooh! Ah... Excellent - choice.
Kermit: [to Miss Piggy] Should be, for ninety-five cents.
Miss Piggy: [impressed] Ooooh!
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Kermit: You may serve us now, please.
Insolent Waiter: Oh... may I?
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Kermit: Oh, waiter...
Insolent Waiter: [reluctantly] Yes? May I help you?
Kermit: The uh, the wine, please.
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Insolent Waiter: Miss Piggy? Miss Piggy! Are you Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy: Yes.
Insolent Waiter: Telephone.
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Insolent Waiter: Phone call for Kermit the Frog. You Kermit the Frog?
Kermit: Yeah.
Insolent Waiter: Phone.
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- Balloon Vendor
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