All Muppets Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)

Kermit: [singing] Life's like a movie, write your own ending...

All Muppets: [singing] Keep believing, keep pretending; we've done just what we've set out to do, thanks to the lovers, the dreamers, and you!

Kermit: [as he and the gang enter his office] Um, Mr. Lord, forgive the interruption, but I'm here to audition.

All Muppets: Yes! Yes!

Kermit: We've come over 2000 miles, and...

[Stops when Lew Lord turns around in his chair to face him, making him nervous now]

Kermit: Um... oh boy.

Miss Piggy: Kermie, we are all with you.

Kermit: Um, please sir, my name is Kermit the Frog, and we've read your ad, and, well, we've come to be rich and famous.

Lew Lord: [Has a brief staredown with Kermit, then into his intercom] Miss Tracy, prepare the standard 'Rich and Famous' contract for Kermit the Frog and Company.

[They all look stunned for a moment, then all the rest of the Muppets start cheering and celebrating behind Kermit, who just looks on shocked and starry-eyed]

Kermit: Did we do something wrong, Officer?

All Muppets: [Shocked when it reveals that the police officer is Max]

Kermit: Okay, Guys! Let him explain the violation issue.

Max: This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you!

Fozzie: Okay, Sure, Sure.

Max: I never thought Doc was going to hurt Kermit, I thought he was going to lean on him. But now he has hired a frog killer in from the coast, And the man is DEADLY!

All Muppets: [Everybody gets shocked about the frog killer]

Kermit: Hey Dr. Teeth, What's up ahead?

Dr. Teeth: Well, Just an old ghost town.

Kermit: Okay.

[to Max]

Kermit: You tell Doc Hopper. I'll wait for him there.

Max: What?

Fozzie: [as everybody get scared and concerned] You could killed, Kermit.

Kermit: Listen you guys, I can't spend my whole life running away from bullies, It's time for a showdown.