Dr. Teeth Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)

Dr. Teeth: [after the Electric Mayhem paint the Studebaker] Doc Hopper will never recognize you now.

Fozzie: I don't know how to thank you guys.

Kermit: I don't know *why* to thank you guys.

Dr. Teeth: [reading the screenplay] "Interior. Church. Day. Fozzie: 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me.'"

[Animal roars and scares Kermit and Fozzie]

Floyd Pepper: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal.

Animal: I want to - eat drums!

[chews on a cymbal]

Dr. Teeth: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!

Animal: [stops chewing] Beat drums! Beat drums!

[Starts beating his head against that same cymbal]

Floyd Pepper: Down, Animal!

Animal: DOWN!

Floyd Pepper: Back!

Animal: BACK!

Floyd Pepper: Sit!

Animal: SIT!

Dr. Teeth: It's the man with the badge, the PO-lice, the cops, the fuzz, the P-I-...

Miss Piggy: Don't you dare!

Dr. Teeth: I wouldn't think of it.

Dr. Teeth: Too true. Too true. It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon. But it seems to me the frog and the bear are temporarily out of service.

Dr. Teeth: [on reading "The Muppet Movie" sceenplay] This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.

Dr. Teeth: Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence.

Floyd Pepper: Yeah, the road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him.

Fozzie: He's the man with the contacts?

Dr. Teeth: No, he's the man with the van.

Dr. Teeth: [to Crazy Harry] You know, I hear this movie's dynamite.

[Crazy Harry blows up a chair]

Kermit: Did we do something wrong, Officer?

All Muppets: [Shocked when it reveals that the police officer is Max]

Kermit: Okay, Guys! Let him explain the violation issue.

Max: This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you!

Fozzie: Okay, Sure, Sure.

Max: I never thought Doc was going to hurt Kermit, I thought he was going to lean on him. But now he has hired a frog killer in from the coast, And the man is DEADLY!

All Muppets: [Everybody gets shocked about the frog killer]

Kermit: Hey Dr. Teeth, What's up ahead?

Dr. Teeth: Well, Just an old ghost town.

Kermit: Okay.

[to Max]

Kermit: You tell Doc Hopper. I'll wait for him there.

Max: What?

Fozzie: [as everybody get scared and concerned] You could killed, Kermit.

Kermit: Listen you guys, I can't spend my whole life running away from bullies, It's time for a showdown.

Fozzie: [going over a checklist] Wax lips?

Zoot: Aw man, I just had 'em.

Dr. Teeth: Did you leave 'em in your other pants?

Zoot: I don't have no other pants.

Fozzie: [going back to the checklist] Yo-yo?

Janice: Fer sure.

Kermit: Oh, hey Gonzo! I thought you were performing at a bar mitzvah?

Gonzo: No, I got the Electric Mayhem to cover for me.

Dr.Teeth: Shalom!