Dr. Teeth Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)


Dr. Teeth Quotes:

  • Dr. Teeth: [after the Electric Mayhem paint the Studebaker] Doc Hopper will never recognize you now.

    Fozzie: I don't know how to thank you guys.

    Kermit: I don't know *why* to thank you guys.

  • Dr. Teeth: [reading the screenplay] "Interior. Church. Day. Fozzie: 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me.'"

  • [Animal roars and scares Kermit and Fozzie]

    Floyd Pepper: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal.

    Animal: I want to - eat drums!

    [chews on a cymbal]

    Dr. Teeth: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!

    Animal: [stops chewing] Beat drums! Beat drums!

    [Starts beating his head against that same cymbal]

    Floyd Pepper: Down, Animal!

    Animal: DOWN!

    Floyd Pepper: Back!

    Animal: BACK!

    Floyd Pepper: Sit!

    Animal: SIT!

  • Dr. Teeth: It's the man with the badge, the PO-lice, the cops, the fuzz, the P-I-...

    Miss Piggy: Don't you dare!

    Dr. Teeth: I wouldn't think of it.

  • Dr. Teeth: Too true. Too true. It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon. But it seems to me the frog and the bear are temporarily out of service.

  • Dr. Teeth: [on reading "The Muppet Movie" sceenplay] This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.

  • Dr. Teeth: Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence.

  • Floyd Pepper: Yeah, the road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him.

    Fozzie: He's the man with the contacts?

    Dr. Teeth: No, he's the man with the van.

  • Dr. Teeth: [to Crazy Harry] You know, I hear this movie's dynamite.

    [Crazy Harry blows up a chair]

  • Kermit: Did we do something wrong, Officer?

    All Muppets: [Shocked when it reveals that the police officer is Max]

    Kermit: Okay, Guys! Let him explain the violation issue.

    Max: This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you!

    Fozzie: Okay, Sure, Sure.

    Max: I never thought Doc was going to hurt Kermit, I thought he was going to lean on him. But now he has hired a frog killer in from the coast, And the man is DEADLY!

    All Muppets: [Everybody gets shocked about the frog killer]

    Kermit: Hey Dr. Teeth, What's up ahead?

    Dr. Teeth: Well, Just an old ghost town.

    Kermit: Okay.

    [to Max]

    Kermit: You tell Doc Hopper. I'll wait for him there.

    Max: What?

    Fozzie: [as everybody get scared and concerned] You could killed, Kermit.

    Kermit: Listen you guys, I can't spend my whole life running away from bullies, It's time for a showdown.

  • Fozzie: [going over a checklist] Wax lips?

    Zoot: Aw man, I just had 'em.

    Dr. Teeth: Did you leave 'em in your other pants?

    Zoot: I don't have no other pants.

    Fozzie: [going back to the checklist] Yo-yo?

    Janice: Fer sure.

  • Kermit: Oh, hey Gonzo! I thought you were performing at a bar mitzvah?

    Gonzo: No, I got the Electric Mayhem to cover for me.

    Dr.Teeth: Shalom!

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