Dr. Teeth Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)
Dr. Teeth Quotes:
Dr. Teeth: [after the Electric Mayhem paint the Studebaker] Doc Hopper will never recognize you now.
Fozzie: I don't know how to thank you guys.
Kermit: I don't know *why* to thank you guys.
Dr. Teeth: [reading the screenplay] "Interior. Church. Day. Fozzie: 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me.'"
[Animal roars and scares Kermit and Fozzie]
Floyd Pepper: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal.
Animal: I want to - eat drums!
[chews on a cymbal]
Dr. Teeth: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!
Animal: [stops chewing] Beat drums! Beat drums!
[Starts beating his head against that same cymbal]
Floyd Pepper: Down, Animal!
Floyd Pepper: Back!
Floyd Pepper: Sit!
Dr. Teeth: It's the man with the badge, the PO-lice, the cops, the fuzz, the P-I-...
Miss Piggy: Don't you dare!
Dr. Teeth: I wouldn't think of it.
Dr. Teeth: Too true. Too true. It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon. But it seems to me the frog and the bear are temporarily out of service.
Dr. Teeth: [on reading "The Muppet Movie" sceenplay] This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.
Dr. Teeth: Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence.
Floyd Pepper: Yeah, the road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him.
Fozzie: He's the man with the contacts?
Dr. Teeth: No, he's the man with the van.
Dr. Teeth: [to Crazy Harry] You know, I hear this movie's dynamite.
[Crazy Harry blows up a chair]
Kermit: Did we do something wrong, Officer?
All Muppets: [Shocked when it reveals that the police officer is Max]
Kermit: Okay, Guys! Let him explain the violation issue.
Max: This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you!
Fozzie: Okay, Sure, Sure.
Max: I never thought Doc was going to hurt Kermit, I thought he was going to lean on him. But now he has hired a frog killer in from the coast, And the man is DEADLY!
All Muppets: [Everybody gets shocked about the frog killer]
Kermit: Hey Dr. Teeth, What's up ahead?
Dr. Teeth: Well, Just an old ghost town.
Kermit: You tell Doc Hopper. I'll wait for him there.
Fozzie: [as everybody get scared and concerned] You could killed, Kermit.
Kermit: Listen you guys, I can't spend my whole life running away from bullies, It's time for a showdown.
Fozzie: [going over a checklist] Wax lips?
Zoot: Aw man, I just had 'em.
Dr. Teeth: Did you leave 'em in your other pants?
Zoot: I don't have no other pants.
Fozzie: [going back to the checklist] Yo-yo?
Janice: Fer sure.
Kermit: Oh, hey Gonzo! I thought you were performing at a bar mitzvah?
Gonzo: No, I got the Electric Mayhem to cover for me.
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Characters on The Muppet Movie (1979)
- Rowlf the Dog
- All Muppets
- Gate Guard
- Insolent Waiter
- Sam the Eagle
- Doc Hopper
- Max Krassman
- El Sleezo Cafe Owner
- Robin the Frog
- The Swedish Chef
- Floyd Pepper
- Mad Man Mooney
- Big Bird
- Male El Sleezo Patron
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
- Ice Cream Vendor
- Crazy Harry
- Charlie McCarthy
- Edgar Bergen
- Beauty Contest Compere
- El Sleezo Patron
- El Sleezo Tough
- Frog Killer
- El Sleezo Pianist
- Balloon Vendor
- Bernie the Agent
- Lew Lord