Doc Hopper Quotes in The Muppet Movie (1979)
Doc Hopper Quotes:
Doc Hopper: Hey - frog! That's the second time! Max, I've done my best with that frog, now's the time to do my worst. Open the door.
Max: No, YOU open the door!
Doc Hopper: What?
Max: I'm through, Doc. The frog is right. You're asking him to do something terrible. I can't be a part of it. It's a moral decision and I'll stand by it.
Doc Hopper: I'll double your percentage.
Max: I'll open the door.
Max Krassman: It is important to remember that you have to hold on to your hat.
Doc Hopper: What for?
Max Krassman: When a German scientist tells you to hold on to your hat, it's not casual conversation. HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT! HAT! HOLD!
[Doc Hopper grabs his hat brim]
Max Krassman: Good.
Doc Hopper: [pointing to a billboard showing a bucket of "Doc Hopper's French Fried Frog Legs"] Isn't that splendid? Just splendid! Just take a look at it.
Kermit: All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.
Doc Hopper: I'll be back later to pick up what's left of the frog.
Max Krassman: What's left of the frog? You can have everything - excuse the brain!
Doc Hopper: Listen, we're a small business but we've expanded. Expanded! Just like you frogs expand. Don't you frogs expand?
[puffs his cheeks]
Kermit: That's a myth.
Doc Hopper: What?
Kermit: Myth! Myth!
[same with Fozzie]
Kermit: [to Fozzie]
Kermit: C'mon, bear, burn rubber!
[after Fozzie speeds off from the TV shop]
Doc Hopper: Max! Follow that frog!
[Max drives off leaving Doc Hopper behind]
Doc Hopper: [screaming] Max!
[Max stops and reverses the car]
Doc Hopper: Follow that frog with *me* in the car!
Doc Hopper: Hey, maybe this frog does everything. He talks, he sings, he dances, he tells jokes, he even rides a bicycle. Max, find me a frog and a bear in a tan Studebaker.
Max: [Fozzie and Kermit appear in Fozzie's Studebaker, now rainbow-colored] Gee, Doc, all I can see is a frog and a bear in a rainbow-colored Studebaker.
Doc Hopper: No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me!
Kermit: If what I'm saying doesn't make any sense, well then... go ahead and kill me.
Doc Hopper: [takes off his hat and fluffs his hair; reluctantly] All right boys. Kill him.
Doc Hopper: This is Snake Walker. Tell 'em what you do, Snake.
Frog Killer: [removes his sunglasses] Kill frogs.
Doc Hopper: [about Krassman's machine] What does it do?
Max Krassman: What does it do? What does it do? It turns the brains into guacamole!
Fozzie: [after Kermit has turned down Doc Hopper's offer] Five hundred dollars? Would you consider a bear in a frog suit?
Fozzie: I'm sorry, sir, I just lost my head.
Doc Hopper: [as Kermit and Fozzie drive off] Just a minute, Mr. Frog. Everything's negotiable!
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Characters on The Muppet Movie (1979)
- Dr. Teeth
- Rowlf the Dog
- All Muppets
- Gate Guard
- Insolent Waiter
- Sam the Eagle
- Max Krassman
- El Sleezo Cafe Owner
- Robin the Frog
- The Swedish Chef
- Floyd Pepper
- Mad Man Mooney
- Big Bird
- Male El Sleezo Patron
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
- Ice Cream Vendor
- Crazy Harry
- Charlie McCarthy
- Edgar Bergen
- Beauty Contest Compere
- El Sleezo Patron
- El Sleezo Tough
- Frog Killer
- El Sleezo Pianist
- Balloon Vendor
- Bernie the Agent
- Lew Lord