Bearded Lady Quotes in Spaceballs (1987)
Bearded Lady Quotes:
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Dark Helmet: Hey, hey, hey! That's my escape pod! Who are you?
Bearded Lady: I'm the Bearded Lady. Who are you, one of the freaks?
Dark Helmet: [the Bearded Lady belly bumps Dark Helmet out of the way and takes the escape pod] Dammit! That's my pod! No! Come back you fat, bearded bitch!
-- Bearded Lady -
Dark Helmet: [Helmet is going to enter an escape pod when a fat woman reaches it first] Hey hey hey! That's my escape pod! Who are you?
Bearded Lady: [in gravelly voice] I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?
[bumps Helmet away, boards the escape pod laughing]
Dark Helmet: [Helmet up at the window] Wait, wait! No!
Bearded Lady: [escape pod blasts away]
Dark Helmet: Come back you fat bearded bitch!
-- Bearded Lady -
Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live.
-- Bearded Lady
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