Radar Technician Quotes in Spaceballs (1987)

Dark Helmet: [after tearing the microphone out of the desk] Now what is it?

Radar Technician: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?

Radar Technician: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

Dark Helmet: The what?

Colonel Sandurz: The what?

Dark Helmet: And the what?

Radar Technician: You know. The bleeps.

[makes bleep sound effect, making a ripple motion with his fingers]

Radar Technician: The sweeps.

[makes sweep sound. Quivers his face while doing it]

Radar Technician: And the creeps.

[makes creep sound, making little movements with his fingers]

Dark Helmet: [to Colonel Sandurz] That's not all he's lost.

Radar Technician: [Into raspy-sounding intercom] Sir?

Colonel Sandurz: What is it?

Radar Technician: Can I talk to you for a minute, please, sir?

Colonel Sandurz: [Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz approach the Radar Technician] Well?

Radar Technician: [Into the intercomm] I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

Colonel Sandurz: [Putting the intercomm microphone back] You don't need that, private; we're right here. Now, what is it?

Radar Technician: [Raspy-sounding intercomm voice] I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

Dark Helmet: [Tears the microphone out of the deck and throws it aside] Now, what is it?