Yogurt Quotes in Spaceballs (1987)
Yogurt Quotes:
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Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.
-- Yogurt -
Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.
-- Yogurt -
Lone Starr: I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
-- Yogurt -
Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr! Use the Schwartz!
Lone Starr: I can't - I lost the ring!
Yogurt: Forget the ring! The ring is bupkis! I found it in a Cracker Jack box!
-- Yogurt -
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe... as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!
-- Yogurt -
Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
-- Yogurt -
Yogurt: And may the Schwartz be with youuuyoyoy - oh what a world, what a world!
-- Yogurt
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Characters on Spaceballs (1987)
- Dark Helmet
- Lone Starr
- Colonel Sandurz
- Laser Gunner
- Major Asshole
- Entire Bridge Crew
- Ape #1
- Ape #2
- John Hurt
- Doll
- Captain of the Guard
- Dot Matrix
- Princess Vespa
- Barf
- Radar Technician
- Megamaid Guard
- All the henchmen in the room
- Lonestar
- President Skroob
- King Roland
- Prince Valium
- Trucker in Cap
- Marlene
- Self-Destruct Voice
- Pizza the Hutt
- Commanderette Zircon
- Bearded Lady
- Trooper
- Alien puppet
- Dr. Schlotkin
- Snotty
- Video Operator