Major Asshole Quotes in Spaceballs (1987)
Major Asshole Quotes:
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
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Characters on Spaceballs (1987)
- Dark Helmet
- Lone Starr
- Colonel Sandurz
- Laser Gunner
- Entire Bridge Crew
- Ape #1
- Ape #2
- John Hurt
- Yogurt
- Doll
- Captain of the Guard
- Dot Matrix
- Princess Vespa
- Barf
- Radar Technician
- Megamaid Guard
- All the henchmen in the room
- Lonestar
- President Skroob
- King Roland
- Prince Valium
- Trucker in Cap
- Marlene
- Self-Destruct Voice
- Pizza the Hutt
- Commanderette Zircon
- Bearded Lady
- Trooper
- Alien puppet
- Dr. Schlotkin
- Snotty
- Video Operator