Dot Matrix Quotes in Spaceballs (1987)

Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?

Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!

Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!

Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!

Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!

Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.

[as they are trekking through the desert]

Lone Starr: Water. Water.

Barf: [Barf is panting with his tongue hanging out]

Dot Matrix: Oil. Oil.

Princess Vespa: Room service. Room service.

[last lines]

Dot Matrix: [seeing Lone Starr and Princess Vespa kiss at their wedding] Well, goodbye virgin alarm.

Princess Vespa: [the quartet enters Yogurt's lair]

Princess Vespa: What is this place?

Barf: It looks like the Temple of Doom.

Dot Matrix: Well it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.

Dot Matrix: Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.

Princess Vespa: Who are you?

Barf: Barf!

Dot Matrix: Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

Dot Matrix: [while running from blaster fire, a la Star Wars] "Ooh, I *hate* these movies!

Barf: (reacting to the guards being shot by Princess Vespa) HOLY SHIT!

Princess Vespa: How was that?

Lone Starr: Not bad.

Barf: Not bad... for a girl.

Dot Matrix: Hey that was pretty good for RAMBO!

Dot Matrix: I was saying; Do you realize what you've done?

Princess Vespa: Yes, and I'm glad. Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.

Dot Matrix: I wonder if she's glad.

Dot Matrix: Hey, stop looking up my can.

Barf: Sorry.

Lone Starr: Called me an idiot! I'm going back there and explain a few things to her.

Dot Matrix: Besides he got a sexy voice. He might be cute.

Barf: Wait. You haven't seen what she looks like.

Lone Starr: I know what she looks like. You've seen one princess, you've seen them all.

Princess Vespa: Cute? I know these space bums, they're all alike. Fat, ugly...

Lone Starr: Buck-toothed, knock-kneed...

Princess Vespa: Beer-swilling pigs!

Lone Starr: Horse-faced space dogs!

Dot Matrix: [Mega Maid is sucking the air away from Druidia] What'll we do?

Lone Starr: We've got to act fast. Step one, we reverse the vacuum and blow the air back onto the planet. Step two, we destroy that thing.

Princess Vespa: But isn't that dangerous?

Lone Starr: Extremely. Plus, I don't know how the hell we're gonna do it!

Princess Vespa: What's going on?

Dot Matrix: It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us!

Dot Matrix: Hey wait, you forgot to get married!