Mad Hatter Quotes in Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Mad Hatter: In the gardens of memory, in the palace of dreams, that is where you and I will meet

Alice Kingsleigh: But a dream isn't reality...

Mad Hatter: Who's to say which is which?

Mad Hatter: [to Time] Is it true that you heal all wounds?

March Hare: [sits next to Time and elbows him] Time is on my side!

Mad Hatter: Why is it that you wait for no man?

Mallymkun: [covers one eye] I just can't find the time!

[Cheshire appears behind Time]

Mallymkun: Cheshire! Where have you been? You're late.

Cheshire Cat: [lands on Time's shoulders] Actually, I'm right on time.

[Cheshire disappears and Mallymkun, March Hare, and Mad Hatter all laugh]

Mad Hatter: [grabs Time's hand] I have time on my hand!

Time: [losing patience] You silly nitwits really think that I've not heard these cheap jabs before? Your attempts at mockery fall flat.

Mad Hatter: [plays with Time's shoulder pads] Look! Time is flying!

Time: [stands up furiously] Enough! No more wasting me!

Mad Hatter: [nervously] I'm having the time of my life?

Alice Kingsleigh: [finds a young Hatter at the marketplace] Hatter? Hatter? It's you!

[hugs a surprised Hatter]

Alice Kingsleigh: You're you again!

Mad Hatter: Well, if I'm not, I wish I was. Have we meet?

Alice Kingsleigh: Yes! Well, no. I mean, not yet.

Mad Hatter: That's funny. Actually, I should know you.

Alice Kingsleigh: Well, we have met once when I was younger.

Mad Hatter: Well, I'm afraid I don't recall.

Alice Kingsleigh: That's because it hasn't happened yet.

Mad Hatter: Oh. When will it happen?

Alice Kingsleigh: Years from now, when you're older.

Mad Hatter: [confused] I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older.

Alice Kingsleigh: I realize it doesn't make much sense.

Mad Hatter: [pauses] Makes perfect sense to me. I'm Tarrant.

Alice Kingsleigh: [shakes his hand] I know. I'm Alice.

Mad Hatter: [amused] Alice? You seem to have time all mixed up.

Alice Kingsleigh: [from trailer] Time is a he?

White Queen: He is not someone you want as your enemy.

Alice Kingsleigh: Please, sir. The Hatter is in danger.

Time: Young lady, your time is up.

Mad Hatter: This cannot be good.

Mad Hatter: He's stuck us all at one minute to tea time!

March Hare: Tea time, forever!

Red Queen: [from trailer] Hello, Alice.

Mad Hatter: Aaahhh!

Alice Kingsleigh: [from trailer] Hold on, everyone.

Mad Hatter: I don't wanna hold on!

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.

Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

[after they have restrained the Dormouse]

Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!

March Hare: See all the trouble you started?

Alice: But I didn't think...

March Hare: Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.

Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alice: Riddles? Now let me see... why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?

Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: [alarmed] Why is a what?

March Hare: Careful, she's stark ravin' mad!

Alice: But it's your silly riddle. You just said...

Mad Hatter: Easy, don't get excited!

March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea?

Alice: "Have a cup of tea," indeed! Well I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!

Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.

March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party.

Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

Alice: I was sitting on the riverbank with uh... with you know who...

Mad Hatter: I DO?

[chuckles]

Alice: I mean my C-A-T.

Mad Hatter: Teeeea?

March Hare: [slices a tea cup in half] Just half a cup, if you don't mind.

Mad Hatter: Mustard! Yes, mu- MUSTARD? Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different...

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?

Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.

March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!

March Hare: Start at the beginning.

Mad Hatter: Yes, yes. And when you come to the end...

[chuckles]

Mad Hatter: STOP. See?

Mad Hatter: [after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch] Two days slow, that's what it is.

Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!

Swift Heart Rabbit: You must be the Mad Hatter.

Mad Hatter: Why do I always have to be the Mad Hatter? Why can't you be the Mad Hatter for once? Oh, alright, I'll be the Mad Hatter again! You like hats? I'm mad about hats!

Mad Hatter: You wouldn't happen to know where the princess is, would you?

Swift Heart Rabbit: We thought you would know where the princess is.

Mad Hatter: You did? Of course you did, because I do.

Mad Hatter: [singing] Now say I wanna be like W.C. / I just slip this on and magically / There's something strange comes over me /

[as W.C. Fields]

Mad Hatter: "Anything for you, my little chickadee." /

[as himself]

Mad Hatter: You like hats? I'm mad about hats!