March Hare Quotes in Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

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March Hare Quotes:

  • Mad Hatter: [to Time] Is it true that you heal all wounds?

    March Hare: [sits next to Time and elbows him] Time is on my side!

    Mad Hatter: Why is it that you wait for no man?

    Mallymkun: [covers one eye] I just can't find the time!

    [Cheshire appears behind Time]

    Mallymkun: Cheshire! Where have you been? You're late.

    Cheshire Cat: [lands on Time's shoulders] Actually, I'm right on time.

    [Cheshire disappears and Mallymkun, March Hare, and Mad Hatter all laugh]

    Mad Hatter: [grabs Time's hand] I have time on my hand!

    Time: [losing patience] You silly nitwits really think that I've not heard these cheap jabs before? Your attempts at mockery fall flat.

    Mad Hatter: [plays with Time's shoulder pads] Look! Time is flying!

    Time: [stands up furiously] Enough! No more wasting me!

    Mad Hatter: [nervously] I'm having the time of my life?

  • Mad Hatter: He's stuck us all at one minute to tea time!

    March Hare: Tea time, forever!

  • Bayard: [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.

    White Rabbit: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!

    March Hare: It's that girl again!

    Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!

    [the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]

    Mallymkun: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.

    Alice Kingsleigh: Have I come at a bad time?

    White Queen: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.

    Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?

    White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.

    Tweedledee: Or the matter of the Hatter.

    Tweedledum: The former.

    Tweedledee: No, the latter.

    White Queen: [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.

    [gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]

    Tweedledee: [in unison with Tweedledum] He's mad.

    Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?

    [the Tweedles nod]

    Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know.

    [climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]

    Alice Kingsleigh: That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.

    Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.

    Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.

    Cheshire Cat: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped YOU might help us save him.

  • Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

    Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

    March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.

    Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

  • [after they have restrained the Dormouse]

    Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!

    March Hare: See all the trouble you started?

    Alice: But I didn't think...

    March Hare: Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.

  • Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

    Alice: Riddles? Now let me see... why is a raven like a writing desk?

    Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?

    Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

    Mad Hatter: [alarmed] Why is a what?

    March Hare: Careful, she's stark ravin' mad!

    Alice: But it's your silly riddle. You just said...

    Mad Hatter: Easy, don't get excited!

    March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea?

    Alice: "Have a cup of tea," indeed! Well I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!

  • Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.

    March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party.

    Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

  • Alice: I was sitting on the riverbank with uh... with you know who...

    Mad Hatter: I DO?

    [chuckles]

    Alice: I mean my C-A-T.

    Mad Hatter: Teeeea?

    March Hare: [slices a tea cup in half] Just half a cup, if you don't mind.

  • King of Hearts: What do you know about this unfortunate affair?

    March Hare: Nothing.

    Queen of Hearts: Nothing whatever?

    March Hare: Nothing whatever!

    Queen of Hearts: [shouts] That's very important! Jury, write that down!

  • Alice: Well, it all started when I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah.

    March Hare: Very interesting - Who's Dinah?

    [Pants lasciviously]

    Alice: Oh, Dinah's my cat. You see...

    Dormouse: Cat? CAT!

  • March Hare: I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

  • Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?

    Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.

    March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!

  • March Hare: Start at the beginning.

    Mad Hatter: Yes, yes. And when you come to the end...

    [chuckles]

    Mad Hatter: STOP. See?

  • Alice: [turning down an offer for a cup of tea] I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!

    March Hare: The time! The time! Who's got the time?

  • Alice: Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.

    March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you -

    [laughs]

    March Hare: She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.

  • March Hare: There's only one way to stop a MAD WATCH.

  • March Hare: Have some more tea?

    Alice: I haven't had any yet, so I can't take more.

    March Hare: You mean you can't take less. It is very easy to take more than nothing.

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