Laser Gunner Quotes in Spaceballs (1987)

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Laser Gunner Quotes:

  • Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

    Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

    Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

    Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

    Dark Helmet: Who is he?

    Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.

    Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!

    Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

    Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

    Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

    [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]

    Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

    Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

    [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]

    Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

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