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Punch-Drunk Love' is my favorite movie. -- Domhnall Gleeson
Sucker Punch' is a big girl power movie. -- Carla Gugino
Go in quickly - Punch Hard - Get out! -- Adolph Malan
The God's tropical...ladies call me 'Black Fruit Punch.' -- Ghostface Killah
Punch a black belt in the face, he becomes a brown belt. Punch him again, purple... -- Carlson Gracie
Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. -- Bruce Lee
It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Punch after punch after punch. February is a mean bully. Nothing could be worse - except August. -- Katherine Paterson
The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch. -- A. P. Herbert
Packs a Huge Emotional Punch! Graceful Writing, Great Acting, Exquisite Direction, Suspense, Profound Subject Matter and It Rocks! -- Rex Reed
Don't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it -- Colleen Hoover
Punch me." "Don't be absurd." "Come on, punch me, Barrons." "I'm not punching you." "I said, punch--OW!" He decked me. -- Karen Marie Moning
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. -- Frank Ocean
I would rather turn my head and cough than see any part of 'Patch Adams' again. The title of this movie should have been 'Punch Adams!' -- Gene Siskel
I got the best advice I've ever been given; 'Punch him in the face as much as you can.' Keep it simple, so that's what I did. -- Court McGee
I loved 'Funny Lady' for whatever reason. People say they didn't know I could sing and dance. Well, nobody ever asks me - it's always, 'Punch this guy.' -- James Caan
Everybody needs some real rock in their lives...whether it's bands like ourselves, Aerosmith or Stones...or new bands like Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold...it's out there. -- Nikki Sixx
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My dad calls me 'Mac' a lot, from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out' - Little Mac is the main character. I was obsessed. I can still beat Mike Tyson on 'Punch Out.' -- Mayer Hawthorne
The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily, you see the person walking out of the light. -- Emily Watson
I wish people would stop hitting Po," whispered Bitterblue. "Well," Giddon said. "Yes. I'm hoping Skye is following my model. Punch Po; go on a long trip; feel better; come back and make up. -- Kristin Cashore
I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there. -- Steve Martin
In the old days in San Francisco there was a famous drink called Pisco Punch, made from Pisco, a Peruvian brandy pisco punch used to taste like lemonade but had a kick like vodka, or worse. -- Harold Ross
Yeah, I'm going to go back (after hitting his 500th home run, but commenting on reaching the 3,000 hit plateau) to my Punch-and-Judy days, hit the ball the other way, start bunting the ball a little bit. -- Rafael Palmeiro
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My parents were wonderful when I told them I wanted to be an entertainer. -- Ken Dodd
There's nothing like working with the best actors possible, and if you have a piece of material like, 'Long Way Down' or 'Love Punch,' which allows you to play, then it's just a joy to go to work. -- Pierce Brosnan
The only person that seen something in me was Punch, and probably Ab-Soul. Ab-Soul and Punch was the two niggas that was like "Yeah, Q gon be one of them niggas. Watch." I don't know how they knew but they knew. -- Schoolboy Q
There are these creative shows, all on cable, that are just so daring and out there. That's the stuff I really want to be a part of, like with 'Sucker Punch' and 'Hangover 2.' Those movies didn't hold back. They really went for it. -- Jamie Chung
My mother would organize huge parties for my elementary school classmates. To prepare, she would go back to the bakery in her old neighborhood of Inwood and get special shamrock cookies. Hawaiian Punch was served and we had shamrock napkins. It was a lot of fun. -- Christine Quinn
I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour - that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like 'Three Men in a Boat.' -- Terry Pratchett
I was much affected by the internal troubles of the Punch family; I thought that with a little more tact on the part of Mrs. Punch and some restraint held over a temper, naturally violent, by Mr. Punch, a great deal of this sad misunderstanding might have been prevented. -- Edmund Gosse
The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a certain extent has little bits of action and stuff, but I've never really hurt myself at all - not even like a sprained ankle. -- James McAvoy
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. -- Don Rickles
Average leaders inspire people to punch a time clock. Great leaders inspire industry and passion. -- Joseph B. Wirthlin
At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks. -- e. e. cummings
Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear. -- Sandra Bullock
You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag. -- Ed Koch
Getting hit motivates me. It makes me punish the guy more. A fighter takes a punch, hits back with three punches. -- Roberto Duran
I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain. -- Mike Tyson
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. -- George Carlin
If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult. -- Hulk Hogan
You can punch a wall or write a song. Just as painful either way, but you have something to show for it at the end of the day with a song. -- Trent Reznor
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke or movement or emotion according to an audience. -- Sylvester McCoy
If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes. -- Buddy Hackett
Nothing to me is unexpected. No disappointment is unexpected - whether it's movies or people or relationships. I'm always ready for the punch directly between the eyes. So I get hurt, but I never get hurt. Happens all the time. -- Brian Grazer
Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to have a good sense of humour to be able to understand it. A split second can make you lose the punch. -- Deepika Padukone
I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. -- Mo Rocca
When I was fighting, I would look to excite the crowds with a bolo punch or something taunting. Looking back, they were legal - but not sportsmanlike. I don't recommend another boxer try them. But we looked more to make the robot fights dramatic first and realistic second. -- Sugar Ray Leonard
Growing up in the days when you still had to punch buttons to make a telephone call, I could recall the numbers of all my close friends and family. Today, I'm not sure if I know more than four phone numbers by heart. And that's probably more than most. -- Joshua Foer
I mean, first of all, let me say whichever superhero first came up with the idea of wearing a cape, he wasn't really onto anything good. The number of times I'm treading on that damn thing or I throw a punch and it ends up covering my whole head. It's really not practical. -- Christian Bale
If a kid is being bullied at school, my advice to them is to punch the bully in the face. The government can create as many boards, commissions, and informational sessions on sensitivity that it wants. The fact is, we still have bullies, and we still have victims who are trained not to stand up for themselves. -- Joe Wurzelbacher
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. -- Scott Adams
I hold that the beginning of modern Irish drama was in the winter of 1898, at a school feast at Coole, when Douglas Hyde and Miss Norma Borthwick acted in Irish in a Punch and Judy show; and the delighted children went back to tell their parents what grand curses 'An Craoibhin' had put on the baby and the policeman. -- Lady Gregory
Directing a movie is a little bit like being back in student government and putting on the homecoming dance. You're like, 'You put up the streamers, and you hire the DJ, and you get the punch bowl.' Some people are just like, 'This dance sucks.' And you're like, 'No no, this dance is awesome!' You have to be really positive. -- Mike Birbiglia
Bad acting comes in many bags, various odors. It can be performed by cardboard refugees from an Ed Wood movie, reciting their dialogue off an eye chart, or by hopped-up pros looking to punch a hole through the fourth wall from pure ballistic force of personality, like Joe Pesci in a bad mood. I can respect bad acting that owns its own style. -- James Wolcott
As supportive as my hometown is, in my high school, there are people who would probably walk up to me and punch me in the face. There's a select few that will never like me. They don't like what I stand for. They don't like somebody who stands for being sober, who stands for anything happy. They're going to be negative no matter what. -- Taylor Swift
I punch left-handed. -- Mike Weir
Can't punch women in the face! -- Jim Jefferies
Heskey needs to punch his own weight. -- Ron Atkinson
Every punch was thrown with bad intentions. -- Mike Tyson
Losing my mum. That was a punch-me moment. -- Stella McCartney
where is the 'punch' in sweetness and light? -- Louella Parsons
Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face. -- Leslie Nielsen
This place has a one, two knockout punch. -- Joe Teti
Son, never throw a punch at a redwood. -- Tom Selleck
When I throw a punch, I mean it. -- Gina Carano
Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. -- Scott Thompson
Relationships are more important than punch lines, ya know? -- Kanye West
I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there? -- Vince Lombardi
Sean Black writes like a punch to the gut. -- Jesse Kellerman
Life packed a clever one-two punch: cruelty and absurdity. -- Dean Koontz
I took the wife out last night; one punch! -- Jim Davidson
You punch like you take it up the ass. -- Jake LaMotta
If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. -- Louise Erdrich
It's not the punch you expect that knocks you down. -- Linda Grant
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea. -- Si Robertson
Life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it! -- Nick Hexum
People forget the good, because the bad has more punch. -- Louise Erdrich
Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face. -- Jarod Kintz
I have a master chief that always said, punch and run. -- Chris Kyle
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I want Britain to punch its weight in the European Community. -- John Major
If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis. -- Pierre Berbizier
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow. -- Stephen Colbert
The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming. -- Aimee Mann
Every punch that's thrown is mine. Every punch that's caught, I catch.... -- Denzel Washington
Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle. -- Randall Cobb
I know by the way the punch landed, he wouldn't get up. -- Sergio Martinez
I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun. -- Jimmy Buffett
I wanted to punch him and understand him at the same time. -- Shannon A. Thompson
I like to wear classic silhouettes and add a punch to it. -- Serena Williams
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. -- Carrie Fisher
An impact is like a punch it may hurt put it passes. -- Demi Lovato
The devastating punch we took on September 11th still reverberates throughout American society. -- Joe Biden
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Most champions are built by punch the clock workouts rather than extraordinary efforts. -- Dan John
A CD of great music and drums that punch with power and energy. -- Vinny Appice
One tires of combat, although I can still throw a punch, you know. -- Paul Keating
The things I like to find in a story are punch and poetry. -- Sean O Faolain
No expert can predict the heavyweight division. Every punch can make the decision. -- Vitali Klitschko
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. -- Noel Fielding
I'd punch that cocksucker in the balls before I'd cup him for comfort. -- Calamity Jane
You swore you wouldn't shout. If it's not your punch, then it's your pout. -- Elvis Costello
The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! -- Brian Spellman
I need to take a punch in order for me to throw that hook. -- Nonito Donaire
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way. -- Jerry Stiller
Prayer and hard work are a pretty good one-two punch to get things done. -- Rick Santorum
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Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire. -- Frankie Boyle
My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line. -- David Mamet
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. -- Wilson Mizner
He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day. -- Patrick Roy
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way -- Jerry Stiller
It was a sucker punch. But you know who gets hit by sucker punches? Suckers. -- Max Kellerman
I hate saying, 'I like exercising' - I want to punch people who say that. -- Jennifer Lawrence
State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch. -- Jennifer Bernard
Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. -- Bobby Fischer
Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched. -- Marc Maron
Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully. -- Ralph Bakshi
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