Brian Spellman quotes:

Religions are popular in psych wards, especially religions with self-stylized heavens. Patients make suicide appeal this way.

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

Honesty is the best insurance policy.

Paradoxes only stump sane people. Nuts have irrational on our side.

Peace ain't worth fighting for.

Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!

Psych ward clocks, depressed, nudge like anxious calendars.

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

War makes persons special, peoples cheap.

Suicide solves midlife crises.

Suicide ends for some patients so others call survival a feat - teamwork.

People always switched on turn me off.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

I love objectivity when mine.

Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

The shot glass is half drunk.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.

You can't stop a man from stopping himself.

A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

The first casualty of war is casual wear.