Ed Koch quotes:

There was always a love-hate relationship with New York in the rest of the country, but I made them feel more love than hate.

Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world.

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end.

If you don't like the President, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don't like the governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don't like me - 90 cents.

I said, to be a New Yorker you have to live here for six months, and if at the end of the six months you find you walk faster, talk faster, think faster, you're a New Yorker.

Water, water, everywhere, Atlantic and Pacific. But New York City's got them beat, Our aqua is terrific!

Stereotypes lose their power when the world is found to be more complex than the stereotype would suggest. When we learn that individuals do not fit the group stereotype, then it begins to fall apart.

The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of the law is making us well again.

The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.

Clinton has more important things to worry about. He not only risks being destroyed historically, like Afghanistan's Buddha statues; he also could end up going to jail.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag.

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

When I was first elected I got 50% of the vote in '77 in the general election. In '81 I got 75%. In '85, I got 78%. No mayor has ever gotten that high a vote. So it was not an issue. Except for people who were very hostile to me. They thought they would injure me.

Anybody who suggests that I run for governor is no friend of mine. It's a terrible position, and besides, it requires living in Albany, which is small-town life at its worst.

People get tired of you. So they decided to throw me out. And so help me God, as the numbers were coming in, I said to myself, 'I'm free at last.'

We're in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment, the state legislature has more to say than God.

There's enormous energy required to carry grudges - enormous energy! And I'm getting too old to expend my energy that way, cause I think every person has a limited amount of energy. So I have given up all grudges.

No, I am not a homosexual. If I were a homosexual, I would hope I would have the courage to say so. What's cruel is that you are forcing me to say I am not a homosexual. This means you are putting homosexuals down. I don't want to do that.

I'm just a simple Jewish boy from the Bronx.

I enjoyed my stay in the Congress. Most people do not. And too many people who have been elected really don't understand the nature of government.

I know many writers who first dictate passages, then polish what they have dictated. I speak, then I polish - occasionally I do windows.

The person who is bent on killing you will follow you wherever you are.

I'm coming to the end of my life. I do reflect on what I've done for the 85 years that I have been given so far. And I'm proud of what I've done.

I love being the mayor. I want to be the mayor forever.

God gave me a very good hand to play over my 88 years. I have no regrets.

When all are wrong, everyone is right.

The most guileful amongst the reporters are those who appear friendly and smile and seem to be supportive. They are the ones who will seek to gut you on every occasion.

The art of creation is older than the art of killing.

In action be primitive; in foresight, a strategist.

Have confidence in your decisions. Make them expeditiously, and stay with them as long as you believe you are correct no matter what others say. However, when you conclude you were in error, do not hesitate to announce the error publicly and change course.

I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.

If I were running against Chuck Schumer. I would take every one of his Sunday press releases - and there are 52 for as many years as he's been there - and I would ask, 'How many of the things he said he was proposing became law?' I doubt many.

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist.

Should we be rewriting history just to make people feel good? That's not history, that's psychiatry.

Twelve years ago, if someone attacked me, I wouldn't let them get away with it. I'd take them on. I now perceive my job to include allowing people to vent their rage.

Have you ever lived in the suburbs? It's sterile. It's nothing. It's wasting your life.

But enough of me. Lets talk about you. What do you think of me?

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

I wake up every morning and say to myself, Well, I'm still in New York. Thank you, God.

In a neighborhood, as in life, a clean bandage is much, much better than a raw or festering wound.

Whenever I leave Manhattan, I get the bends!

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend.

I probably enjoy campaigning more than most other people in public office because I like people and I enjoy going out there and telling people what I've done.

There's a nastiness out there that wants to harm me with words. These are my enemies - the ideologues, the populists, the columnists who don't like the fact that I take them on toe-to-toe. What I try to do is tell the truth. It's not the coin of the realm in politics.

I injured myself politically when I took on Jesse Jackson' in the 1988 presidential campaign. I was too strident. I didn't recognize the emotional tie that he had with all black voters.

When I came in, the city was on the edge of bankruptcy. I'm proud of what I did. I built the foundation that mayors after me built upon - particularly Bloomberg. But the foundation was essential because if it hadn't occurred, we would have been another Detroit.

I was not afraid of the press or the militants. It was uncomfortable, but I was not afraid. With respect to the press, I knew I knew more than they knew about city matters. With respect to the militants, I understood it. I mean, everybody believed in those days that they were being screwed, you know, that somebody was getting ahead of them.

The very fact that I became mayor in 1977 conveys how you can't figure out what the people will do. Nobody thought I would be elected. When I entered I got four percent of the vote in the first poll, four percent.

It's a lot more fun being a critic than being the one criticized.

My brain is good, but my body is deteriorating. I probably have another two or three years. Or I can pass tomorrow, but it doesn't make a difference to me.

I think I have a very good reputation amongst the gay population and among the whole country because I stood up on the issue of gay rights. It is not easy to stand up on that issue when you are single and male in New York City. I did it anyway.

I think that every Saturday, we ought to say, 'My father's a Jew, my mother was a Jew, and I'm a Jew,' with great pride.

I like to think that I'm one of the few people in public life who write their own material. I write every word. And I really enjoy writing - especially my political commentary.

To learn something new every day is still exciting!

You want me to tell me the truth or do you want me to stroke you?

Jews have always thought that having someone elevated with his head above the grass was not good for the Jews. I never felt that way. I believe that you have to stand up.

[The UN should remain in New York] because every country needs a cesspool. And the UN is always interesting as a theater of the absurd.

You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.

I can explain it to you, but I can't comprehend it for you.

Tone can be as important as text.

Carter couldn't elect a dog-catcher.

We should sell them to our worst enemies, the Russians and the Cubans.

I'm not an author, but before I became mayor, I wasn't a mayor.

I don't want to leave Manhattan, even when I'm gone,

I probably have another two or three years. Or I can pass tomorrow, but it doesn't make a difference to me.

Be different-if you don't have the facts and knowledge required, simply listen. When word gets around that you can listen when others tend to talk, you will be treated as a sage.

Have you ever lived in the suburbs? It's sterile. It's nothing. It's wasting your life, and people do not wish to waste their lives once they've seen New York! This rural American thing - I'm telling you, it's a joke,

I was drafted into the Army when I was 19 and came out at age 22. Most people that I knew didn't think they'd come home alive. I didn't think I would either, so I was happy when I did.

If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may be a well-dressed animal, but you are nevertheless an animal.

The key to success in politics: Never forget, seldom forgive.

I want to come back as me.

Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.

It is not possible to remake the world. You can fix parts, but you can't remake the world.

I changed the city of New York. I gave people back their morale.

If you seek violence, we will seek to put you in jail.

I'm confident President Obama will continue his unambiguous commitment to the Jewish state in his second term.

However, they ignore the fact that the First Amendment is intended to protect only against government sanctions for exercising free speech rights, not private actions.

Maybe he just looks good compared to the bores he's running against.

Don't tell me this is a difficult problem. If it weren't difficult, it wouldn't be a problem.

I never doubted that I would be a good mayor. I never did.

I have a social life. But I don't discuss it.

Many of the self-described "political refugees" who come here make stopovers in other countries on their way to the U.S., in places where they would be free to have as many children as they want. But they choose to continue on to the U.S. Why? Because it is more economically attractive.

The Chinese describe themselves as political refugees. Many base that claim on China's strict population laws, which allow them to have only one child. But if we accept them as bona fide political refugees for that reason, doesn't it follow that people living in countries where abortion is illegal (such as Ireland and Poland) should also receive political asylum? After all, their country's policy is forcing them to give birth to unwanted children.

...what about the millions of poor in this country who desperately need assistance and services to help bring them out of poverty? Shall they go to the back of the line? and shall those who have made a dramatic illegal entry, who would normally not be entitled to government assistance, or even entry itself, be put at the front?

Like many others, I'm deeply sympathetic to the huge numbers of people looking to come here today to escape suffering and poverty in their own lands. But as a country, we cannot afford to have a total open-door policy without any restrictions on entry.

...the mayor should not be advancing a policy that encourages [illegal] immigrants to think of New York City as their safe haven.

I intend to vote for President George W. Bush in the next election, because in my view, he is best able to wage the war against international terrorism.

Unless they can immediately demonstrate a credible fear of persecution, why shouldn't these people be returned at once to the country from which they embarked - whether it be their home country or a stopover point - at the expense of the airline that brought them? All appeals would then be made from the country to which they have been returned.