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Bald is the new black! -- Gail Porter
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. -- Matthew Arnold
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. -- Christine Lavin
Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin -- Alan Bennett
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime. -- Teri Polo
When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus. -- Lactantius
The future does not belong to those who attack our Embassies and Consulates and kill our Ambassadors. The Angel of Death in the form of an American Bald Eagle will visit you and wreak havoc and destruction upon your existence -- Allen West
Physically, the Ventoux is dreadful. Bald, it's the spirit of Dry: Its climate (it is much more an essence of climate than a geographic place) makes it a damned terrain, a testing place for heroes, something like a higher hell. -- Roland Barthes
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things -- Evo Morales
The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater. -- Mike Harding
We're all born bald, baby. -- Telly Savalas
Women love a self-confident bald man. -- Larry David
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald. -- Robin Roberts
I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald. -- James Taylor
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. -- Karl Pilkington
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. -- Jorge Luis Borges
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? -- Joe Cocker
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. -- Helen Rowland
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. -- Bennett Cerf
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. -- Mae West
Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. -- Wayne Rooney
The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter. -- Pete Townshend
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. -- Larry David
Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball! -- James Taylor
For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. -- Dennis Franz
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles. -- Karen Armstrong
The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around. -- Francois Rabelais
What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair. -- Bryan Cranston
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad. -- Chris LeDoux
For my own part, I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character. He does not get his living honestly. -- Benjamin Franklin
I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too. -- Dick Gregory
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. -- Henry David Thoreau
The novel space is a pure space. I'm nobody once I go into that room. I'm not gay, I'm not bald, I'm not Irish. I'm not anybody. I'm nobody. I'm the guy telling the story, and the only person that matters is the person reading that story, the target. It's to get that person to feel what I'm trying to dramatize. -- Colm Toibin
Being bald is no fun. -- Maura Tierney
All beliefs are bald ideas. -- Francis Picabia
That old bald cheater, Time. -- Ben Jonson
Women love a self-confident bald man." -- Larry David
Many a crown Covers bald foreheads. -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
hopes dance best on bald men's hair -- e. e. cummings
As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives. -- Brendan Jack
Do you have any bald ice cream? -- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.
If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself. -- Slash
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee. -- Jason Alexander
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps. -- Rita Rudner
I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair. -- Clive Anderson
It all started with a badly timed bald joke! -- Colin Mochrie
Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald. -- Hippocrates
Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. -- Fred Astaire
Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy. -- Joss Whedon
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it. -- Gedde Watanabe
It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired? -- Mackenzie Astin
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! -- Albert Brooks
Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. -- Jim Gaffigan
Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat. -- Evo Morales
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. -- Mark Twain
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! -- Terry Pratchett
Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions. -- Robert A. Heinlein
If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. -- Drake
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? -- George Carlin
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next. -- Chris Cooper
Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald. -- Paul Weller
You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head -- Timothy Miller
I think it's better to be a hair band than a bald band. -- Warren DeMartini
I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy. -- Ernest Cline
You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys. -- Michael Hogan
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. -- Joe Sakic
All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same. -- Moby
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. -- Martial
It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying. -- James Nesbitt
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. -- W.S. Gilbert
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD? -- Jean Webster
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. -- Ambrose Bierce
It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked. -- Bion of Borysthenes
Who lets slip fortune, her shall never find: Occasion once past by, is bald behind. -- Abraham Cowley
How do you keep cheer when you go from beautiful to bald in three days? -- Ananda Shankar Jayant
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- Rich Hall
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. -- Dolly Parton
When Fortune comes, seize her in front with a sure hand, because behind she is bald. -- Leonardo da Vinci
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. -- Victor Gold
In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look. -- Vir Das
I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine. -- Telly Savalas
If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned. -- Benjamin Franklin
The nomination of John McCain is another milestone. So whether black, women, or bald, yes we can. -- Donna Brazile
If atheism is a religion, then off is a TV channel and bald is a hair colour. -- Hemant Mehta
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. -- Harry Hill
I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. -- C. S. Lewis
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. -- Eugene Field
You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail. -- Dana Gould
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. -- Emo Philips
I'm a weird, bald musician who makes records in his bedroom and lives in the Lower East Side. -- Moby
I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same. -- Moby
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. -- Evan Esar
Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln. -- Richard Paul Evans
In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers. -- Tea Obreht
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. -- Christopher Moore
Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous. -- Isaac Asimov
Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp. -- Kool Keith
Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two. -- Victor Gold
Failure gives the bald hairs; equips the novice with experience. The learner, sooner or later, becomes a teacher by it. -- Ogwo David Emenike
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". -- Rita Rudner
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. -- Sylvie Meis
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. -- Jennifer Coolidge
In the afternoon I watch the clouds drift past the bald peak of Mount Tukuhnikivats. (Someone has to do it.) -- Edward Abbey
Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. -- Jimmy Breslin
Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. -- Jimmy Breslin
It seems like you can't actually have really bad hair or be bald and run for President of the United States. -- Jay Roach
When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald. -- Gail Porter
I've always wanted to be bald. I mean it, completely bald. Wouldn't it be great to be bald in the rain? -- Harrison Ford
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. -- Marvin Hagler
Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket. -- Ambrose Bierce
When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me. -- Steven Ramirez
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. -- Christopher Moore
Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling. (Isshin Kurosaki) -- Tite Kubo
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex. -- Earl Wilson
I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs. -- Wislawa Szymborska
I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix. -- Tony Campolo

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