Sweetums Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Captain Abraham Smollett: [Captain Smollet and Mr. Arrow are fighting the pirates, and Sweetums comes running at them with a large log] Watch out Mr. Arrow!

Captain Abraham Smollett: [Sweetums then takes all the pirates out with the large log. Smollet and Arrow look at each other for a moment] Well thank you! But, aren't you supposed to be fighting against us?

Sweetums: Are you kidding? I LOVE you guys!

Captain Abraham Smollett, Mr. Samuel Erroll: Oh.

Sweetums: Bwa ha ha...

Sweetums: [picks up his phone] Hello?... You want to gives us money?

[turns to Sam]

Sam Eagle: Say "yes"!

Sweetums: [returns to the phone] Yes, We wiil take that money.

Mad Man Mooney: Jack, get rid of this heap. Come out here!

Sweetums: What? What?

Mad Man Mooney: That's my jack.

Kermit: Oh, hi Jack!

Sweetums: Jack not name! Jack job!

Mad Man Mooney: [whispering] How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?

Sweetums: [trying to dash after the others, who are continuing on their way to Hollywood in Fozzie's new car] Hey! Hey, where're you goin'? Hey! Wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! C'mon, guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!