Zoot Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?

Floyd: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.

Animal: Politics! Politics!

Zoot: Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.

Sir Galahad: The Castle Anthrax?

Zoot: Yes... it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but we are nice, and we'll attend to your every need.

[the members of The Electric Mayhem are introducing themselves one by one]

Zoot: I'm, uh, uhh...

Floyd Pepper: Zoot. Sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again.

Fozzie: [going over a checklist] Wax lips?

Zoot: Aw man, I just had 'em.

Dr. Teeth: Did you leave 'em in your other pants?

Zoot: I don't have no other pants.

Fozzie: [going back to the checklist] Yo-yo?

Janice: Fer sure.

Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.

Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.

Animal: RENOIR!

Kermit: Now, we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission. There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there is the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed. So if anybody wants out, now is the time to say it.

Floyd: I'm out.

Rowlf: Me too.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Ditto.

Beaker: Meep meep.

Zoot: Hey, don't we have a gig around here, or something, or somewhere?

Pops: Sorry, I got a dental appointment.

Janice: It's like this, Kermit, I have to go to work all day...

[everyone starts talking at once]

Fozzie: [shouting] Hold it!

[everyone stops talking]

Fozzie: Shame on you! I thought we were in this thing together. I'm just as scared as you are, but this has to be done! We don't want the bad guys to win. We gotta do this f-f-for justice! For freedom! For honesty!