Danny Wallace Quotes in The Corruptor (1999)

Danny Wallace: The ends justify the means, Pops.

Sean Wallace: The ends is bullshit. The means is what you live with.

Nick Chen: Black or red plum?

Danny Wallace: Nah, I don't like plums.

Nick Chen: What do you mean you don't like plums?

Danny Wallace: I like peaches.

Nick Chen: Peaches is shit. Haven't you ever heard the song Sinatra sang? 'Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum.' Not a peach, a plum.

Danny Wallace: I don't care if he pulled a raisin out of Sammy Davis's eye-socket, I prefer peaches.

Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?

Danny Wallace: Uh, no.

Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.

Danny Wallace: How do I know I can trust YOU?

Nick Chen: You don't.

Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodles, want some?

Danny Wallace: Uh, no.

Nick Chen: You wanna be a Chinese, you gotta eat the nasty stuff.