Mr. Samuel Erroll Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Mr. Samuel Erroll Quotes:
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Captain Abraham Smollett: [shouting flabergasted] Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
[Everyone points at Young Squire Trelawney, who in turn points at his finger]
Captain Abraham Smollett: Your finger hired the crew?
Squire Trelawney: No, that's silly. The man who *lives* in my finger hired the crew: Mr. Bimbo.
[Holds finger to ear]
Squire Trelawney: What? Ah, yeah, he relied heavily on the advice of an excellent cook, Long John Silver.
Captain Abraham Smollett: A cook? And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?
Squire Trelawney: Exactly!
Captain Abraham Smollett: [Smollet and Mr. Erroll sigh heavily] I'm starting to worry about this voyage.
Mr. Samuel Erroll: Mm-hmm...
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Mr. Samuel Erroll: [during roll call] Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby Eating-O'Brien?
Woman: [a beautiful woman with a deep voice] Aye.
[officers stand aghast for a moment]
Mr. Samuel Erroll: Angel Marie?
Angel Marie: [an ugly creature] Aye! Aye!
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Mr. Samuel Erroll: That will be 40 lashes and then you walk the plank.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that, Mr. Erroll.
Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was anticipating your whim, sir.
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Captain Abraham Smollett: [Captain Smollet and Mr. Arrow are fighting the pirates, and Sweetums comes running at them with a large log] Watch out Mr. Arrow!
Captain Abraham Smollett: [Sweetums then takes all the pirates out with the large log. Smollet and Arrow look at each other for a moment] Well thank you! But, aren't you supposed to be fighting against us?
Sweetums: Are you kidding? I LOVE you guys!
Captain Abraham Smollett, Mr. Samuel Erroll: Oh.
Sweetums: Bwa ha ha...
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Mr. Samuel Erroll: Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that.
Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was just paraphrasing.
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Mr. Samuel Erroll: By the way, that Silver fellow, may not be trustworthy.
Rizzo: [to Gonzo] Ha ha. Now he tells us.
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Mr. Samuel Erroll: Boogie, boogie, boogie. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow. Boogie!
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Mr. Samuel Erroll: Captain Smollet, I have most distressing news. One of the jolly boats is missing and I know for a fact that it was terribly unsafe.
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Jim Hawkins: Welcome aboard, Captain Smollet.
Mr. Samuel Erroll: And welcome to your lady pig friend.
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Characters on Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
- Rizzo
- Gonzo
- Long John Silver
- Polly Lobster
- Statler
- Waldorf
- Mudwell the Mudbunny
- Walleyed Pike
- Captain Abraham Smollett
- Benjamina Gunn
- Zoot
- Animal
- Billy Bones
- Jim Hawkins
- Squire Trelawney
- Angel Marie
- Blind Pew
- Doorman
- Sweetums
- Clueless Morgan
- Mad Monty
- Mrs. Bluberidge
- Cow
- First Pig
- Second Pig
- Rat with Pipe
- Dr. David Livesey
- Jacques Roach