Mr. Samuel Erroll Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

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Mr. Samuel Erroll Quotes:

  • Captain Abraham Smollett: [shouting flabergasted] Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?

    [Everyone points at Young Squire Trelawney, who in turn points at his finger]

    Captain Abraham Smollett: Your finger hired the crew?

    Squire Trelawney: No, that's silly. The man who *lives* in my finger hired the crew: Mr. Bimbo.

    [Holds finger to ear]

    Squire Trelawney: What? Ah, yeah, he relied heavily on the advice of an excellent cook, Long John Silver.

    Captain Abraham Smollett: A cook? And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?

    Squire Trelawney: Exactly!

    Captain Abraham Smollett: [Smollet and Mr. Erroll sigh heavily] I'm starting to worry about this voyage.

    Mr. Samuel Erroll: Mm-hmm...

  • Mr. Samuel Erroll: [during roll call] Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby Eating-O'Brien?

    Woman: [a beautiful woman with a deep voice] Aye.

    [officers stand aghast for a moment]

    Mr. Samuel Erroll: Angel Marie?

    Angel Marie: [an ugly creature] Aye! Aye!

  • Mr. Samuel Erroll: That will be 40 lashes and then you walk the plank.

    Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that, Mr. Erroll.

    Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was anticipating your whim, sir.

  • Captain Abraham Smollett: [Captain Smollet and Mr. Arrow are fighting the pirates, and Sweetums comes running at them with a large log] Watch out Mr. Arrow!

    Captain Abraham Smollett: [Sweetums then takes all the pirates out with the large log. Smollet and Arrow look at each other for a moment] Well thank you! But, aren't you supposed to be fighting against us?

    Sweetums: Are you kidding? I LOVE you guys!

    Captain Abraham SmollettMr. Samuel Erroll: Oh.

    Sweetums: Bwa ha ha...

  • Mr. Samuel Erroll: Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.

    Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that.

    Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was just paraphrasing.

  • Mr. Samuel Erroll: By the way, that Silver fellow, may not be trustworthy.

    Rizzo: [to Gonzo] Ha ha. Now he tells us.

  • Mr. Samuel Erroll: Boogie, boogie, boogie. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow. Boogie!

  • Mr. Samuel Erroll: Captain Smollet, I have most distressing news. One of the jolly boats is missing and I know for a fact that it was terribly unsafe.

  • Jim Hawkins: Welcome aboard, Captain Smollet.

    Mr. Samuel Erroll: And welcome to your lady pig friend.

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