Mad Monty Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Mad Monty Quotes:
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Polly Lobster: Clueless!
Clueless Morgan: Yeah yeah.
Polly Lobster: Give it to him!
Mad Monty: Yeah!
Clueless Morgan: But it's not even his birthday.
Polly Lobster: No no no no no the paper!
[Polly Lobster punches Clueless Morgan]
Clueless Morgan: This is for you.
[Clueless Morgan gives Long John Silver the paper with the black spot]
Long John Silver: The black spot?
Mad Monty: Yeah!
Long John Silver: You dare to give me the black spot?
Clueless Morgan: He told me to.
Polly Lobster: What? Shut up will you!
Long John Silver: Drawn on a page torn from a page from the bible. You tore a page from the holy scriptures, to make a pirates death sentence.
Clueless Morgan: Here.
Long John Silver: Oh the red hot gates of hell are creeping open. Satan is heating his pokers for you for you, you blasphemes heathens. Fall down on your knees and beg for deliverance from damnation.
[Pirates trembling]
Clueless Morgan: Please forgive us.
[Pirates begging for forgiveness]
Long John Silver: Very good you're forgiven. Now untie me! And let's go find the treasure!
[Pirates rejoicing]
-- Mad Monty -
Jim Hawkins: Here you go, your bread and water for the day.
Mad Monty: But I ordered shrimp scampi!
Long John Silver: It's more than y'deserve y'villainous dolts!
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Polly Lobster: [the pirates see the Hispaniola sailing to them, seemingly unmanned] It's coming dead for us!
Clueless Morgan: It-It's the ghost of Captain Flinty!
Mad Monty: He's coming to kill us!
[the pirates, except for Silver, scream and run away]
Long John Silver: Come back here you cowards!
[Looks back at the ship with a glare]
Long John Silver: ... Hawkins!
-- Mad Monty
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Characters on Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
- Rizzo
- Gonzo
- Long John Silver
- Polly Lobster
- Statler
- Waldorf
- Mudwell the Mudbunny
- Walleyed Pike
- Captain Abraham Smollett
- Benjamina Gunn
- Zoot
- Animal
- Billy Bones
- Jim Hawkins
- Squire Trelawney
- Mr. Samuel Erroll
- Angel Marie
- Blind Pew
- Doorman
- Sweetums
- Clueless Morgan
- Mrs. Bluberidge
- Cow
- First Pig
- Second Pig
- Rat with Pipe
- Dr. David Livesey
- Jacques Roach