Benjamina Gunn Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

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Benjamina Gunn Quotes:

  • Captain Abraham Smollett: Bejamina, I just want you to know that I'm sorry.

    Benjamina Gunn: Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it. You left me standing at the ALTAR!

    Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.

    Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet. My mother came all the way from France! I was wearing her white lace dress! The cake was filled with lemon CUSTARD!

  • Jim Hawkins: Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me.

    Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.

    Squire Trelawney: Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.

    Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously.

    [Silver turns to try to escape only to run into Benjamina and a gang of pigs]

    Benjamina Gunn: Going somewhere, John-John?

    Long John Silver: Well, Master Hawkins, it seems your little family has come together against me.

  • Benjamina Gunn: All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.

  • Benjamina Gunn: Smolly, can it be you?

    Captain Abraham Smollett: Benjamina.

    Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah!

    [Karate chops Smollett, sends him flying into the gong]

    Captain Abraham Smollett: [to the gong ringer] Old girlfriend.

  • Long John Silver: Touching reunion, Benjamina. This seems to be your day for renewing old... acquaintances.

    Benjamina Gunn: Oh! Well... hello, Looooong John.

    Captain Abraham Smollett: Oh, no! Him too?

    Benjamina Gunn: Well, if you'd married me...!

    Captain Abraham Smollett: Well, what does that have to do with it?

    Benjamina Gunn: I'm a pig! I need commitment!

    Captain Abraham Smollett: Commitment?

    [They begin to bicker madly]

  • [When Long John and the pirates threaten to kill Capt. Smollet/Kermit, Benjamina Gunn/Miss Piggy finally reveals where the treasure is]

    Benjamina Gunn: STOOOOOOOOOPPP! Stop stop stop stop!

    [casual tone]

    Benjamina Gunn: The treasure's at my place! North trail spin little hut with the pink lawn furniture, you can't miss it!

    [impressively]

    Benjamina Gunn: Now, free him, you scoundrel!

  • Benjamina Gunn: You left me standing at the altar.

    Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.

    Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.

  • Benjamina Gunn: You can't hurt my frog.

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