Benjamina Gunn Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Benjamina Gunn Quotes:
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Captain Abraham Smollett: Bejamina, I just want you to know that I'm sorry.
Benjamina Gunn: Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it. You left me standing at the ALTAR!
Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.
Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet. My mother came all the way from France! I was wearing her white lace dress! The cake was filled with lemon CUSTARD!
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Jim Hawkins: Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me.
Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
Squire Trelawney: Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.
Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously.
[Silver turns to try to escape only to run into Benjamina and a gang of pigs]
Benjamina Gunn: Going somewhere, John-John?
Long John Silver: Well, Master Hawkins, it seems your little family has come together against me.
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Benjamina Gunn: All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.
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Benjamina Gunn: Smolly, can it be you?
Captain Abraham Smollett: Benjamina.
Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah!
[Karate chops Smollett, sends him flying into the gong]
Captain Abraham Smollett: [to the gong ringer] Old girlfriend.
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Long John Silver: Touching reunion, Benjamina. This seems to be your day for renewing old... acquaintances.
Benjamina Gunn: Oh! Well... hello, Looooong John.
Captain Abraham Smollett: Oh, no! Him too?
Benjamina Gunn: Well, if you'd married me...!
Captain Abraham Smollett: Well, what does that have to do with it?
Benjamina Gunn: I'm a pig! I need commitment!
Captain Abraham Smollett: Commitment?
[They begin to bicker madly]
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[When Long John and the pirates threaten to kill Capt. Smollet/Kermit, Benjamina Gunn/Miss Piggy finally reveals where the treasure is]
Benjamina Gunn: STOOOOOOOOOPPP! Stop stop stop stop!
[casual tone]
Benjamina Gunn: The treasure's at my place! North trail spin little hut with the pink lawn furniture, you can't miss it!
[impressively]
Benjamina Gunn: Now, free him, you scoundrel!
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Benjamina Gunn: You left me standing at the altar.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.
Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.
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Benjamina Gunn: You can't hurt my frog.
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Characters on Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
- Rizzo
- Gonzo
- Long John Silver
- Polly Lobster
- Statler
- Waldorf
- Mudwell the Mudbunny
- Walleyed Pike
- Captain Abraham Smollett
- Zoot
- Animal
- Billy Bones
- Jim Hawkins
- Squire Trelawney
- Mr. Samuel Erroll
- Angel Marie
- Blind Pew
- Doorman
- Sweetums
- Clueless Morgan
- Mad Monty
- Mrs. Bluberidge
- Cow
- First Pig
- Second Pig
- Rat with Pipe
- Dr. David Livesey
- Jacques Roach