Cow Quotes in Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Mrs. Bluberidge: [to the cow] Oh, drunk again, are ya?

Cow: [drunkenly] Moo.

Cow: He is a lawyer, too?

Mooseblood: Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!

Cow: Milk, cream, it's all me, and I don't see a nickel!

Barry B. Benson: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Cow: Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!

Barry B. Benson: I had no idea.

Babe: [relieved that he's alive] Ferdinand!

Cow: If you're out here, who's that in there?

Ferdinand: Her name's Rosanna.

[They watch the Hoggett family carve the roast duck]

Ferdinand: Why Rosanna? She - she had such a beautiful nature.

Babe: Oh, Ferdinand...

Ferdinand: I can't take it anymore.

Cow: [disapprovingly] Really.

Ferdinand: The fear's too much for a duck. It - it eats away at the soul! There must be kinder dispositions in far-off gentler lands.

Cow: The only way you'll find happiness is to accept that the way things are is the way things are.

Ferdinand: 'The way things are' stinks! I'm not gonna be a goner, I'm gone! I wish all of you the best of luck.

Cow: Monkees is da cwaziest people!