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My career is my girlfriend. -- Aaron Carter
All my fans are my girlfriends. -- Prince Royce
Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. -- James De La Vega
I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. -- Deion Sanders
Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. -- Mark Salling
I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends. -- Richard Gere
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. -- Johnny Knoxville
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. -- Orlando Bloom
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. -- Jay London
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. -- Adam Levine
I just like to sit and admire my garden; it's so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend. -- Anton du Beke
I don't know about you, but my girlfriends have been my girlfriends forever, and they're my sisters and my family. -- Elizabeth Olsen
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'. -- Jennifer Aniston
How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I`m a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman. -- Omarion
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my books. -- Lauren Weisberger
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' -- Steven Wright
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. -- Adam Ferrara
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. -- Hugh Hefner
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. -- Justin Bieber
When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. -- Seth Meyers
Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember Shah Rukh for? -- Salman Khan
I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do. -- Rachel Maddow
Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill me and it would tell me that you love me. -- Billy Corgan
You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off. -- Sarah Dessen
Initially I was very encouraged. Unfortunately, the mainstream media now seems far more interested in what I said when I was 17 or what my girlfriend looks like rather than, say, the largest program of suspicionless surveillance in human history. -- Edward Snowden
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. -- Gina Gershon
Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend. -- Mark Salling
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective! -- Niall Horan
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. -- Frankie Boyle
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! -- John Green
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! -- Steve Coogan
I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me. -- Manny Pacquiao
I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. -- Charlie Simpson
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. -- Frank Carson
I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. -- Tim Walters
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. -- Doug Benson
Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. -- Richelle Mead
I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week. -- Andrea Jung
Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. -- Yuvraj Singh
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. -- Zayn Malik
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I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. -- Felix Baumgartner
PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' beaux. -- Wallis Simpson
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. -- Dov Davidoff
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. -- Andre Bramble
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! -- Rodney Dangerfield
I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans. -- Jarod Kintz
I've always been the go-to girl for all of my girlfriends in terms of relationship advice or clothing advice. -- Molly Ringwald
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. -- James Floyd
I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that. -- John Legend
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. -- Jason Mraz
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. -- Hassan Blasim
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. -- Randy Newman
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. -- Jimmy Carr
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When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. -- Taylor Wilson
Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl. -- Shwayze
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. -- Black Francis
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. -- Black Francis
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. -- Kim Raver
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. -- Mike Tyson
Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers. -- Robert Black
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time. -- Casey Wilson
Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. -- Chaz Bundick
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife -- Nikolay Davydenko
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. -- Mike Gordon
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' -- Gilbert Gottfried
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. -- Anthony Jeselnik
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends' lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my books. -- Lauren Weisberger
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. -- Josh Hartnett
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. -- Bo Burnham
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" -- Jimmy Carr
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. -- Rachel Caine
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant. -- Anthony Jeselnik
Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot. -- Roger Hodgson
You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126 -- E. Lockhart
I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women. -- Jon Hamm
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. -- Daniel Tosh
I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. -- Steve Jobs
I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine -- Zayn Malik
I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with that type of stuff. -- Parker Young
The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time. -- Lindy Booth
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly. It's swings and roundabouts. -- Douglas Booth
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . . -- Jackie Mason
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed. -- Shirley Manson
My world was a community ballet school, a marching band, my two sisters and my girlfriends. I played saxophone in the band and was a bit nerdy. -- Jennifer Garner
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. -- Wissam Al Mana
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. -- John Green
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' -- Michael Franti
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy. -- Louis Tomlinson
I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with each other. We're honest, we're total goofs. -- Britney Spears
I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. -- Adam Ferrara
With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don't talk about my girlfriend because essentially she doesn't want to be talked about. -- Anton du Beke
I'm someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don't always say they look fabulous. I say what I think. -- Heidi Klum
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. -- Mitch Hedberg
I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.' -- Isla Fisher
I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse. -- Mac DeMarco
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' -- Emo Philips
My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to say to my girlfriend. -- Adam Rapp
Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one of our seasonal homes at this point. -- Travis Rice
I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love. -- Nick Carter
I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather post pictures of [my girlfriend] than of myself. -- Iman Shumpert
I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. -- Tim Duncan
I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist. -- Frankie Boyle
A lot of my girlfriends are always telling me they're really strong independent women, but they've got their boy on the side, and they only go over when he calls. -- Estelle
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. -- Emo Philips
When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up, man. You've gotta play your cards exactly right. -- Henry Cavill
A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. -- Daniel Bruhl
In terms of my free time, I really don't have much. The time I do have, I enjoy being domestic and spending time with my girlfriend, hiking and playing tennis. -- Corey Stoll
I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real. -- Jonathan Bennett
Watching Abby own my brothers--hand after hand was turning me on. I'd never seen a woman so sexy in my life, and this one happened to be my girlfriend.-pg 257/ARC -- Jamie McGuire
The more time went by, the more something just happened, an Oh my god - I want to love someone freely and walk down the street and hold my girlfriend's hand, -- Ellen Page
I play 'Just Dance' all the time - actually my girlfriends and I have slumber parties where we actually do this on a monthly basis and make total fools of ourselves. -- Brittany Snow
I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every man is going to fall in love with her. -- Wilmer Valderrama
If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it. -- Ben Folds
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? -- Adam Sandler
My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older. Apart from that, I was just a video nerd. -- Jason Reitman
I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed in by their families. I'm a very, very lucky man. -- Alex Pettyfer

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