Seth Meyers quotes:

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.