Robert Black quotes:

Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped.

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

Writers begin with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.

Any government which fears freedom of speech and expression, should fear the internet more.

When you are gambling although you probably don't know it, your mind is on the tide, the ebb and flow of the universe, and there is no way to fight it. Going with the flow is the only option so there is no point in struggling against it. But it will tell you where you sit with God or the universe at that particular time in your life

A voice is a voice If the universe wants your voice Is ready Your shit will be sucked up And spat out as fame What's the feeling? Dunno Must be good though As all us practical dreamers Dream of it

Life can be at its cruelest with love and dreams. But of course they keep most of us going.

I don't need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body.

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

It's relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private.

Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.

Women should not be penalized for being women. Equally, men should not be penalized for being men. I fear that in overly politically correct western Christian democracies, the latter is occurring. It should not be forgotten that nature will correct the pendulum, so that is does not swing too far either way.

Writers and other artists are mostly just historians, produced by nature to describe, decipher and thus historically represent the universe.