Casey Wilson quotes:

At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.

I took a clown class at NYU - that's where I met June Diane Raphael, my writing partner and best friend.

I know this is a weird niche, but a lot of my female friends have these strange stories where there their dads have seen the small successes of their daughters and have decided that they are creative as well.

Frankly, 'Bride Wars' got made because movies with women need to be about weddings and love.

My mom's brother was gay, and he actually passed away from AIDS when I was 13. He was quite a character, but he also worked at the electrical plant, so he was this complicated guy with a big laugh who would wear a trucker hat and do impressions. He was gay, but to me, Uncle Alan was just the funniest person in the world.

Molly Shannon, for example, is someone I've always really looked up to, because her comedy is so physical and wild and unembarrassed and brave.

I love the idea of someone getting knocked down repeatedly, but they still believe in love.

Something that's good in the mini-culture of 'Happy Endings' is that the goal is to try and make each other laugh. There is a pretty high bar, and you want to make the writers laugh, and you want to elevate what's already great material - and also, we're like, 'Who is even watching this? Let's just go for it.'

When you're on a road trip, anything goes.

If you have a sense of your place in the world, that's the best preparation for anything.

I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.

Not everyone is married at 25 and taken care of.

There are sometimes concerns about being respectful with a gay character, and you either end up with a tiptoeing quality or an all-out cliche.

My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.

The down-side of these huge-budget movies is that so many people have a hand in them, sometimes they come out a little more vanilla.

My dad always said that 90 percent of marital problems could be solved by getting your blood sugar up, and he's right! So I would say pick a partner who's forgiving when you have low blood sugar and threaten to drive your car through your shared home.

When I was 13, I was in my tent at Girl Scout camp, trying to change out of my bathing suit and talking at the same time. I fell out of the tent in front of everyone with my bathing suit around my ankles. I was humiliated - but no amount of humiliation has ever seemed to stop me.

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

There's a creative freedom with being under the radar. But I guess if you're too under the radar, you get canceled?

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

I love Nene Leakes, of course.

I use a method approach to all my sitcom work.

The more money you spend, the more you need to make back, and the more pressure there is to appeal to everyone - which to the studio means that the specificity and uniqueness must be watered down. But I think mass audiences like things that are more specific and tend to have a voice, like 'Napoleon Dynamite' or 'Superbad.'

My dad's cool. He is socially liberal.

Instead of going into politics, I decided to go into comedy, which is the second most daunting career path for a woman.

My mom worked tirelessly on getting equal rights for women.

You only feel as good as your last sketch.

I've started meditating, but I do have a quick temper.

I actually do enjoy the Kardashians' show, and I know that other people do enjoy it, but at the same time, they want to make fun of it. Like, I know that girls are watching that show - I'm just the only one courageous enough to say it. Other people are courageous in acts of war, but I'm courageous in my love for the Kardashians.

Posturing is funny to me.

If you're going to be part of a nationally televised show that airs live and do sketches that haven't even been brainstormed a week earlier, you really can't be afraid to fail.

I love the area I grew up in, which is right outside D.C., in Alexandria, Virginia.

Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - when they speak, everyone listens. Because they're freaking hilarious.

So many shows don't have laugh tracks now that, when you hear it, it can be slightly jarring.

All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic actresses, but everything they do is funny.

It's certainly strange to do sketch comedy with cue cards at midnight in a skyscraper as opposed to in a basement with your friends.

It's always great to get to do what you love and to do something that hopefully people will see and love.

I love Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris and Adele.

The woman I'd want to meet the most is Nicole Holofcener. I've loved every single film she's done. I think her films are deeply comedic while being deeply disturbing and dark.

Everything related to 'SNL,' that was very sudden - from the time I found out I was joining the cast to the time I could read on a blog that someone watching the show thinks I'm fat, that was about 30 days. That blog part, that could've moved a little more slowly. But hey - it's all material, right?

I can never turn my creativity off.

I think there's almost nothing that I won't, sadly, do for a laugh. It's a problem, actually.

You can't always tell if someone's gay over Twitter, but when he's talking to you about 'Real Housewives,' it's probably OK to assume.

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.

To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.